We're diving into the concept of the "Eskimo Family Tree" - not the kind you'd discuss at Thanksgiving, unless you want to start a fucking riot. We're talking about reating a goddamn map of our conquests that would make the Targaryens look like amateurs. We're the cartographers of this shitshow, piecing together a puzzle where every piece has been licked, sucked, or fucked into place. 

It's a chart-your-fuck-buddies kind of event. We're talking about balcony fucks, cross-pollination of lovers, and how we're all just one big, incestuous  family of debauchery.  If you're not into hearing about who's been where and how many times, then you might want to jump ship.

Dress Code and Memories: The conversation veers into a memory lane detour, reminiscing about a blue dress Hat Trick wore to a wedding. This leads to humorous and slightly risqué anecdotes about past encounters, including an incident where The Kid almost got handsy under the dress, playfully named "snitch-manooch."

Wedding Confessions: They discuss a wedding where Hat Trick got intimate on a balcony, emphasizing the thrill of public sex. This leads to a broader discussion on why balcony sex is a bucket list item for many.

The Eskimo Family Tree: The core theme of the episode is introduced with the idea of mapping out their sexual history, creating what they call the "Eskimo Family Tree." They talk about who among their circle has had sexual relations with whom, leading to a humorous and candid exploration of their past sexual partners.

Sexual Conquests and Rankings: Both hosts delve into their sexual histories, discussing rankings, frequency, and memorable encounters. There's a playful competition about who has had more partners, with The Kid claiming to have stopped counting, while Hat Trick keeps detailed stats.

Crossover and Complications: They discuss the complexities of having overlapping sexual histories, especially when it involves friends or siblings. This includes anecdotes about friends hooking up with their siblings or each other, with a mix of humor and mild shock.

Honesty in Relationships: The conversation touches on the honesty required in modern relationships, particularly regarding past sexual encounters. There's a candid discussion about not being possessive over past partners and the freedom in being open about one's sexual history.

Fantasies and Realities: The hosts share fantasies and experiences, including tales of family member encounters, twin sisters, and the logistics of maintaining relationships or hookups with mutual friends.

The Lie Detector Test Proposal: They come up with the idea of a lie detector test to confirm all the wild stories, turning it into a potential TV show concept where they test the veracity of sexual escapades among friends.