Four more years of this fucking nonsense? America, fuck yeah? More like America, fuck us. Brace yourselves dipshits, it's Inauguration Retardation Day. We're about to witness what might be the most fucking amazing inauguration in history, where Donald Trump, that orange-faced fuck, will be sworn in. Let the "Greatness" begin, you stupid fucks. 

• Get to fucking work: Kid A.G. and El Pres are here to fucking celebrate this clusterfuck of an event, calling it out for the shitshow it's destined to be. Why celebrate when all we want is for this rich fuck to get to work? Stop with the gay-ass parties and pretending your wife doesn't want to throw herself off the nearest balcony.
• Sex, Squirts, and Stupid Bets: We'll dive into the art of making women squirt because, honestly, who doesn't want to hear about that? And what the fuck are sex bets? Who thought that was a good idea?
• Local Bar Love: We'll also give a shoutout to the local bar scene, because those fucktards clearly need more of our attention. Let's raise our beers to that!

So, grab your drinks, and let's toast to four more years of bullshit. Cheers, you dumb fucks! Here's to hoping this circus ends with everyone getting laid or at least having a good fucking laugh. 

• Recorded: Saturday, January 18, 2025
• Episode Title: "Cheeto Face 2: Election Boogaloo"
• On the mic: Kid A.G. and El Pres