Holy mother of all fucks, what a goddamn shitstorm of an episode! The Kid A.G., Red Eye, and Blood Siren yank you by the balls through a fucking insane rollercoaster of strip club filth. We opened with some fucking throwback memories of strip club dives, recounting horror stories of ancient whores with more wrinkles than a shar-pei on acid, to the divine fucking moments with dancers who could make the Pope whip out his rosary beads.

Blood Siren blew the fucking roof off with her first strip club adventure in Victorville, where she got more hands-on experience with human anatomy in one night than during her entire fucking education. They dug into the bullshit debate about whether strip clubs are about to get snuffed out by the woke-ass, virtue-signaling pricks, or if they'll just burrow back into the glorious, sleazy underworld where all the real, unfiltered action goes down.

But let's not forget, it wasn't just about the titties, we got into some pee-fest, discussing the weird, twisted, but fucking brilliant moments of bonding over piss, and how sharing a piss bucket can either make you soulmates or give you stories so wild they're perfect for your next drunken confession.

And just when you thought your brain couldn't handle any more, they slam dunked you with some batshit insane Michigan laws about pets, which could land Red Eye in the slammer for loving pussy - and I mean cat pussy - too damn much.

Tune in, laugh your ass cheeks off, and remember - the best fucking moments are the ones that would make your mom disown you. Catch you next time, and go deep, you glorious, depraved fuckers.