Kid A.G. kicks it off with the crew—Sleez, Big Red Man, Jay “The Mayor” Mac, and GDub, who’s ducking the feds from some shady-ass hideout. They’re slamming Sierra Nevada IPAs like it’s their last day on Earth—Kid’s chugging Ruthless Rye, Sleez is sucking down the black one, and they all agree the Torpedo’ll fuck you up quicker than a hooker on payday.

Kid drops a bombshell idea: a game called “N-Bombs vs. Retards,” where they play clips of slurs and drooling dipshits, and you guess who’s who. They brainstorm more matchups—“Chinks vs. Retards,” “Rednecks vs. Retards”—and don’t give a flying fuck who’s offended. They rag on Katie Price for banking on retards and swap stories about teaching at a “retard school,” tossing around “window-licker” like it’s candy.

Then it’s cunt-bashing time. Kid hauls out a crusty leather “Book of Secrets” from 2008, packed with notes on trashing bitches they can’t stand. They trace their chick-hating roots to episode one, shitting on The Paralyzer’s mom, and Kid bitches about the media’s pussy-obsessed agenda—every headline’s about some broad doing something “first.” Jay and Sleez jump in—Hillary’s got a bigger dick than Bill, and “50 Shades” is just porn for horny housewives who won’t admit they love a good pounding.

Shit gets personal when Kid admits he’s stroking it to porn on his laptop in the bathroom, knocking over crap and staring at SpongeBob Band-Aids as his boner shrivels like a dead slug. They cackle about a SpongeBob movie riot—teens getting tossed, storming a laser tag joint, and needing cops to break up the chaos. Basketball fights come up too—some college asshole decks a kid, and they relive a high school brawl sparked by a dunk and some savage smack talk.