Kid A.G. welcomes Red Eye v1 and Dago Unchained in a snowbound cock-teasing riot. They recap a Lansing sexcapade—Dago’s tongue rams three horny chicks in a club, bitches clawing to outkiss each other while Red Eye wingmans on the couch. Kid’s Snapchatting sluts left and right, drooling over Dr. Miami’s gore-fest—nipples sliced, fat asses gutted, stomachs split wide. Hottie of the Week? Brianna Holly, Leo DiCaprio’s conquest—Oscar win be damned, Titanic deserved it more. Politics? Retarded as fuck—Trump’s KKK nod and minorities whining about BET get a middle finger. Red Eye’s pool table humping gets mocked, St. Paddy’s Day plans kick off with Sleeveless Saturday at Green Hut—7 a.m. debauchery incoming. Kid’s drooling over a miniskirt MILF at school pickup—fake tits, fuck-me boots—and they wrap plotting a Red Eye vs. Dante debate on dumbass shit. Listen in. Go Deep.