Titties McSmokes-A-Lot rocks a vintage Pistons jersey, fights cramps with Xanax, blunts, and vodka (Queen Liz approved!), while Kid’s drooling over her “juggernauts” in this episode of The Goin’ Deep Show. Gdub calls out an Essexville rap wannabe hustling weed and guns—street cred in a beet field, really? Kid confesses a toe infection (gross, dude), and Big Boy’s Marge dishes life advice with horse teeth and a coleslaw fetish. Whipped cream’s a go, but zucchini up the cooche? Nope—pussy’s a full meal, says Kid, who’d broadcast from down there. Titties roasts bad muff divers, Gdub’s a cunnilingus champ, and Friday’s tequila-fueled boob bash looms. (Retro Rewind Edition–May 2007)

Detailed Breakdown

• The Crew Assembles: Kid’s running the circus, Gdub’s dropping bombs, The MAP’s flexing martial arts vibes, and our star guest Titties McSmokes-A-Lot (who’s totally over that name) rolls in wearing a tight-ass Pistons jersey—Dennis Rodman style. Tits out, cramps incoming, it’s a late-night shitshow!
• Cramp Cure Chaos: Titties is prepping for Aunt Flo with a Granny-approved cocktail: Xanax, a blunt, and vodka. Queen Elizabeth smoked weed for cramps, so we’re basically royalty here. Call the listener line at 206-202-3337 to tell us how classy we are—or how much we suck.
• Fashion Flashback: Last time, Titties hid her “pistons” under camo, but tonight’s jersey’s old as hell and tight as fuck—Kid’s drooling, Gdub’s blurry from a 3 PM booze start, and The MAP’s just happy to be here. Juggernaut status confirmed!
• Essexville Rap Star Bust: Gdub spills the tea on a local “rap star” (Aaron Barber, aka A-Bar) from THC Hustlers, nabbed for weed, guns, and felony vibes in Essexville. Street cred in a sugar beet town? He’s rapping about pool envy and sirloin woes—Dr. Seuss-level bars.
• Yeast Infection Confessions: Kid’s airing dirty laundry—his toe’s got a yeast infection, courtesy of funky Mexican genes and a toe-digging fungus. No more ass-kicking his wife ‘til the fart sparks clear up. Titties wisely advises keeping toes outta dark places.
• Big Boy Chronicles: Gdub’s Big Boy obsession drops a gem: a lifelong waitress (hey, Marge!) dishes career advice like “shave for Florida,” rocking horse teeth and a coleslaw-masturbating rap sheet. Kid’s been there, managed bitches, and survived the hate.
• Food Foreplay Fails: Whipped cream on titties? Yes. Frank’s Red Hot? Hell yeah. Zucchini dildos? Hard pass—nobody wants that infection. Pussy’s a meal, not a snack, and Kid’s ready to broadcast from the crotch buffet all damn night.
• Sex Ed Disasters: Titties calls out dudes who suck at going down—wrong direction, no communication, total pizza-level flops. Gdub’s batting 1000, but half-handjob teases and fake lockjaw? Evil women strike again—science demands a grant!
• Booze & Boobs Preview: Vodka’s flowing (Absolut and Three Olives Cherry), but Friday’s the real party—boobs, vagijays, and a tattooed twat if Red gets her tequila bribe. Titties’ trashed tales (Jose Cuervo sombrero swaps) and Kid’s Gatorade-booze puke scare set the tone.
• Fart Finale: Gdub rips ass, sealing the deal—time to wrap this clusterfuck. Titties, Gdub, and The MAP promise more madness soon. Hit 206-202-3337 and go deep with us—vagina tattoos await!