Episode 2229 (RR) –  The Goin’ Deep Show hits with Episode 800 from March 2011, and it’s a glorious mess of bodily functions, beer, and bad decisions. The Kid’s leading the charge with JMac, Magnum, and Dimples McDonna, and they’re celebrating 800 episodes of depravity by shedding a collective 59 pounds since January—enough to lose a small child or, as they claim, G-Dub’s dick. New shirts have them feeling vain as hell, but the real meat of this milestone is pure GDS chaos.

The Kid kicks it off with a tale of accidental porn terrorism: firing up Xshare.com on his iPad for a beat-off sesh, only to realize the audio’s blasting through the house speakers—right where his daughter’s watching TV. Birds chirping? Nope, just a chick getting railed, serenading the living room. Meanwhile, Dimples drops the mic with her infamous “shitting on the way home from Meijer” saga—groceries in the trunk, tears in her eyes, and so much creamy crap it oozes out her jeans, leaving her sobbing in the shower and scrubbing car seats. J-Mac’s no slouch either, tied to an Urban Dictionary gem: banging a girl, scraping shit into a snowball, and hurling it in her face. Classy.

Magnum revives the Urban Dictionary bit, dubbing The Kid a suave pimp, Dimples a heart-stopping goddess, and herself a no-shit-taking badass. Then there’s a surprise call to Bob, who relives J-Mac’s legendary overpass shitting story—phone glowing blue as it tumbles down, shit on his hands, and a Hooters prelude for good measure. Beer flows ( mini-kegs!), potty humor reigns, and this 800th episode proves GDS hasn’t matured a damn bit since day one. 

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Original Release Date: March 8, 2011 - Episode 800