Episode 2242  – The Kid and Hat Trick unravel a jaw-dropping collection of life’s more memorable moments—from accidental perv accusations to accidental bowel movements (one more literal than the other).

The episode kicks off with trivia night tales where “Two Yanks and a Canuck” gets hilariously misread (and forever ruined), and only gets more chaotic from there. AI takes a swing and wildly misses (thanks, robots), and then it’s straight into audiobook erotica where voice distortion equals instant arousal.

We get into billboard dedications with ninja aesthetics (“My King Dro” deserves his own anime), erotica so intense you need a post-workout towel and a vibrator, and a poop story so violent it deserves its own trauma counselor. Seriously—pants overflowed. Jeans were lost. A car seat died for our sins.

Other gems include:

• Praise kinks and dick compliments that end the party early

• Audiobook disclaimers that read like a horror movie script

• “Good girl” whispers that could short-circuit a Fitbit

• A Retro Rewind featuring poop trauma that makes Dumb and Dumber look like a documentary

We even talk premium content changes (don’t worry, it’s cheaper than your gas bill), the rise of erotic podcasts, and what happens when Vecna from Stranger Things reads you smut.

If you’re not laughing, you might be dead. Or worse—sober.

Listen in. Go Deep.