Another day, another soaking wet story—literally. The crew dives into the logistics of “squirt protocol,” hazmat gear not included. From pre-work quickies that wreck your morning routine to the spiritual discipline of Lutheran upbringing (who knew?), this one’s a rollercoaster. Then it veers into market meltdowns, 401(k) anxiety, and America’s favorite political punching bag—Trump. There’s also a solid rant about podcasting perks, celebrity temptations, and Bill Maher walking into the lion’s den. Add a sprinkle of conspiracy, economic dread, and a healthy dose of “WTF is going on?” and you’ve got an episode that’s dripping in every sense of the word.