Big-booty Latinas, busted roofs, OnlyFans nostalgia, and the sacred apartment porno tape—this episode hits like a drone crash set to “I Believe I Can Fly.” The Kid and El Pres spiral through a ramble featuring Trump’s rejection complex, Salma Hayek fantasies, deadpan takes on cohabitation economics, and a walk down smut-memory lane.

From Beverly Hills 90210 betrayal to the golden age of 90s porn stars, it’s a mess of confessions, observations, and solid gold storytelling. We also tackle breakups, marriage ultimatums, and why sometimes being single just means you’re not in the mood to split the Wi-Fi bill. Oh, and your OnlyFans girls today? They’re just your PrettyPix 1997 in disguise.