Episode 2280 - Kid A.G. and in-studio sidekick Jaybird plunge balls-deep into dude-bro delirium: roasting ballet's plus-size twirls as "cushion for pushing," drooling over Sydney Sweeney's Instagram assets (warning: NSFW distractions ahead), and sparking an AI-fueled gender brawl where Tim Allen's stand-up wisdom meets pussy power supremacy. From glitter "divorce dust" date defenses and Kinky Kelly's biblical bathroom bombshells to Tesla drunk-drive drone drama, woolly mammoth what-ifs, and a savage baseball breakdown—complete with Javi Baez's pool-noodle flops and umpire perfection—plus a sneak peek at Kid's snarky AI spin-off Get Bent, this one's a gut-punch of tits, transitions, and Tiger Stadium therapy. Crack a Bud Light, rub what ails ya, and dive in—because what else are we gonna do but itch our balls and yell at the highlights?

"What are we doing? We're looking at tits and talking about baseball. What the fuck else do you think we're going to do? Come on now."

• Tubby's Roast: Ballet bloat backlash; fitness fails & bony bang regrets.
• Celeb Stalk: Sydney Sweeney IG deep-dive – "Jumpy jumpers!"
• Combative Mode feat. Aura: Gender swaps, serial killers, Tim Allen takedowns, pussy power.
• Dude Dispatches: Jaybird's blind-date blues; glitter "divorce dust" defense.
• Wisdom & Weirdos: Old lady zingers; poop pranks; Kinky Kelly's Bible baptism.
• Tech Terrors: Tesla crash drone drama; woolly mammoth what-ifs.
• Baseball Bonfire: Judge's delay, A's empty seats, PED idiocy,
• Spin-Off Sneak: Get Bent with Vince Skinwell – Javi flops & urine influencers.
• Barf Bags: Hangover hikes; bathroom sword-fights; Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" revival.