A new year kicks off with foot fungus, fish sandwiches, and fat malts in this special edition filled with toe-ripping stories, facial confusion (the spa kind, not the fun kind), and pedicure parlor flirtations. The crew reflects on December’s grind of near-daily episodes, their podcast download stats, and which dirty keywords drive up listens (hint: it rhymes with “sloobs”). There’s toe trauma, sock laziness, chair drama, and ice cream tantrums—all washed down with tales of girls gone wild around video cameras and the twisted joy of faking out paparazzi with blow-up dolls. Tinkerbell gets roasted, Walmart gets trashed, and a cotton candy sex party is pitched. You know, just a typical night at the diner with The Kid and Red.