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Going Cold Turkey On Your Break Up

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This week, we're ON ONE, and you & your break up need to oblige, asap. Want out? Then go cold turkey or let this sorry mess go on & on until your texting fingers turn into pieces of boneless chicken. We'll cover:

  • Your c*nty low self-esteem stopping you from you thinking you can't do better (you can). 
  • Why pleasing your ex is bullsh*t... because yes it would be great to meet up and f*ck, but later on you're gonna go home and cry and send him hysterical text messages, so let's not?!
  • Why going back is reinforcing them to keep f*cking you over.
  • Why once the trust is broken, it’s broken.
  • Men will say anything to get you on side because yah, they think with their d*cks.
  • How love is black & white... actions & words have to be the same thing.
  • Trust your gut, or regret it.
  • Relationships aren’t Maid in Manhattan with Matthew McConaughey, so stop getting wet over that lie of life.
  • There’s no such thing as closure.
  • Don’t make out like you want your stuff back when you just want the D back.
  • Oh, and never give them your email address, ever.
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