Like our fearless friend, The Citizen, always says, the best thing to do with a cucumber is to put it in the right place. And that’s what Citizen Abels and his kinky sidekick, dominatrix Mistress Lydia do on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels.” Mistress Lydia takes the flogger to The Citizen as he prepares a dish of spicy and summery cucumbers. Look out because the pair gets crazy talking about BDSM, going into the bowels of the south, and not eating your meat – we mean, cucumbers, of course. Bon a