Golddigger is ready for a night of rock and rum on WKRD—until the boss demands everyone’s official “pirate ID” and Golddigger realizes he’s never actually had one. When a surprise security inspection threatens to shut down the SS WKRD, Ariana, Deck Hand Steve, and Boo scramble to help Golddigger prove he’s a “real” pirate and not just a rum-soaked imposter. From fake paperwork and disastrous photo shoots to Peety the dragon nearly torching the soundboard, this chaotic comedy episode dives into what truly makes someone part of the crew. Is it documents and rules, or loyalty, heart, and a love of loud rock ’n’ roll? Join Golddigger and the gang on The Golddigger Show for a wildly funny identity crisis on the high seas of radio.