Today is a sad day in Amity and a sad day in Golden Jawgust as we witness the unnecessary death of young Alex Kintner - on June 29th (according to the reward poster) which somehow is two days before Chrissy Watkin's death certificate - oops.

Now if you were a kid who acted in a movie for 2 minutes 50 years ago, would you forget about that short time in your life? Hell no, you'd create a website literally called thedeadalexkintner.com and you'd sell yellow rafts with bites taken out of them for ridiculous prices.

Hooray for Hollywood!