Welcome back to Golden Jawgust you Summer Ginks! That sure does sound like it could be offensive - or should be even, right? Bu,t based on an article I found from the Harvard Crimson back in 1974, that might just be a term Martha's Vineyard locals use for out of towners!

In today's minutes, we learn that Polly is an incredible receptionist and Hendrick's has terrible penmanship. We discover Chrissy's remains - even though the official police report is riddled with mistakes - and we find out that Chief Brody wants to close the beaches!