Tis Awards Season: The Grammys, the Oscars and now, The Honey-Dos. Live from the Home Depot Center for the Arts, its the 2024 Honey-Do Awards, honoring excellence among handypersons.

How I spent days before Christmas in Fiji during a military coup amidst fake news stories that it was staged by the US and being questioned whether I was CIA.

A guide to understanding opera from renowned aria-by-aria announcer Milton Dross.

Logan Drake, boss of Duckton Abbey and scion of the DuckStar/Pondco dynasty angers his kids, who want to succeed him, by doing a deal with a flock of Norwegian Puffins.

I’m sure you have, at sometime in your life, done something you really regretted, something that you would like to reverse…take back…hit the undo button, so to speak. Like the time when I…uh, uh…nope…I won’t go there. The train has left the station, the bird has flown, the horse has bolted and the stable door is shut. As Lady MacBeth said, “what is done is done.” How do you take something back? Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | Stitcher | TuneIn | iHeart Radio | Spotify | Google Podcasts | Deezer| Pandora I have felt guilty about letting the cat […]

Greetings and welcome to Rodeo Drive and welcome to our tasting room. Today we will sample our Real House Wines of Beverly Hills

My watch broke, was judged unrepairable and I'm not replacing it. I don't want a new power watch as I do not seek power. I don't want a watch smarter than I am

I was really perplexed. Was I suffering from SOHDD? Many my age do. I know, its tough times: politics, COVID, sitting in a hard chair contemplating the lint in my navel, watching dust bunnies swirl about the floor. But SOHDD, Sense of Humor Deficit Disorder, previously known as Irony Deficiency Anemia? Holy Mother of Jehosaphat, certainly not me. I obviously needed help. Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | Stitcher | TuneIn | iHeart Radio | Spotify | Google Podcasts | Deezer| Pandora But then I asked my doctor and he recommended doctor-recommended rediculin. Rediculin, taken as directed, will LIFT your […]

It is mahvalous, it wreaks of romance, drama and juicy gossip…this place called Duckton Abbey.Now, it is summer and a New Era has dawned in the pond.

“Hey Bernie, turn on the lights and play me Beethoven’s Fifth!” “Done, Dave. Took me 6 seconds: One dollar, charged to your account.” “Huh?’ You charging me for this?” “Yes, of course, Dave. I’m Bernie your virtual attorney. See my little bow tie light up when I talk? I charge $600 dollars an hour. “ Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | Stitcher | TuneIn | iHeart Radio | Spotify | Google Podcasts | Deezer | Pandora “$600 bucks an hour?” “Doesn’t hurt so much by the second, Dave. Little cuts.” “But Siri doesn’t charge for this. “ “Yes….but what happens […]