"Let's fold scarves."

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) directed by David Mirkin and starring Mira Sorvino, Lisa Kudrow, Janeane Garofalo and Alan Cumming

Next Time: The Birdcage (1996) 

"Give 'em my best in Paramus."

Soapdish (1991) directed by Michael Hoffman and starring Sally Field, Kevin Kline, Robert Downey Jr, Whoopi Goldberg, Cathy Moriarty, Elisabeth Shue and Kathy Najimy

Next Time: Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997)

"They don't allow short people in Hollywood."

Flashdance (1983) directed by Adrian Lyne and starring Jennifer Beals, Michael Nouri and Jumbo Red

Next Time: Soapdish (1991)

"Send my ashes to Las Vegas"

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) directed by James Signorelli and starring Cassandra Peterson, W. Morgan Sheppard, Daniel Greene, Susan Kellerman, Edie McClurg, Kurt Fuller and Jeff Conway

Next Time: Flashdance (1983)

"Maybe that's what killed her."

The Misfits (1961) directed by John Huston and starring Clark Gable, Marilyn Monroe, Montgomery Clift, Thelma Ritter and Eli Wallach

Next Time: Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

"Say it ain't so Joe." 

Eight Men Out (1988) written and directed by John Sayles and starring John Cusack, Christopher Lloyd, David Strathairn, D.B. Sweeney, and Michael Rooker.

Next Time: The Misfits (1961)

"Eat my shorts."

The Breakfast Club (1985) written and directed by John Hughes and starring Emilio Estevez, Paul Gleason, Anthony Michael Hall, Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy

Next Time: Eight Men Out (1988)

"I sold flowers.  I didn't sell myself."

My Fair Lady (1964) directed by George Cukor and starring Audrey Hepburn, Rex Harrison, Stanley Holloway, Wilfrid Hyde-White, Gladys Cooper and Jeremy Brett.

Next Time: The Breakfast Club (1985)

"I have a head for business and a bod for sin."

Working Girl (1988) directed by Mike Nichols and starring Melanie Griffith, Harrison Ford, Sigourney Weaver, Joan Cusack and Alec Baldwin

Next Time: My Fair Lady (1964)

"Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"

Sixteen Candles (1984) written and directed by John Hughes and starring Molly Ringwald, Michael Schoeffling, Anthony Michael Hall, Haviland Morris and Gedde Watanabe.

Next Time: Working Girl (1988)