"Little Latin Boy, why are you crying?"

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)

Directed by Beeban Kidron and starring Wesley Snipes, Patrick Swayze, John Leguizamo, Stockard Channing, Blythe Danner, Chris Penn, and RuPaul

Next Time: Neptune's Daughter (1949)

“Should she know that I think you’ve turned into one of the most beastly, bourgeois, babbity little snobs on the Eastern seaboard?”

Auntie Mame (1958) Directed by Morton DaCosta and starring Rosalind Russell, Forrest Tucker, Coral Browne, Roger Smith, Peggy Cass and Yuki Shimoda

Next Time: To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)

"I don't want you to see me.  I'm hideous"

The Birdcage (1996) directed by Mike Nichols and starring Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Gene Hackman, Dianne Wiest, Hank Azaria, Calista Flockhart, Dan Futterman and Christine Baranski.

Next Time: Auntie Mame (1958)

"Let's fold scarves."

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) directed by David Mirkin and starring Mira Sorvino, Lisa Kudrow, Janeane Garofalo and Alan Cumming

Next Time: The Birdcage (1996) 

"Give 'em my best in Paramus."

Soapdish (1991) directed by Michael Hoffman and starring Sally Field, Kevin Kline, Robert Downey Jr, Whoopi Goldberg, Cathy Moriarty, Elisabeth Shue and Kathy Najimy

Next Time: Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997)

"They don't allow short people in Hollywood."

Flashdance (1983) directed by Adrian Lyne and starring Jennifer Beals, Michael Nouri and Jumbo Red

Next Time: Soapdish (1991)

"Send my ashes to Las Vegas"

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) directed by James Signorelli and starring Cassandra Peterson, W. Morgan Sheppard, Daniel Greene, Susan Kellerman, Edie McClurg, Kurt Fuller and Jeff Conway

Next Time: Flashdance (1983)

"Maybe that's what killed her."

The Misfits (1961) directed by John Huston and starring Clark Gable, Marilyn Monroe, Montgomery Clift, Thelma Ritter and Eli Wallach

Next Time: Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

"Say it ain't so Joe." 

Eight Men Out (1988) written and directed by John Sayles and starring John Cusack, Christopher Lloyd, David Strathairn, D.B. Sweeney, and Michael Rooker.

Next Time: The Misfits (1961)

"Eat my shorts."

The Breakfast Club (1985) written and directed by John Hughes and starring Emilio Estevez, Paul Gleason, Anthony Michael Hall, Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy

Next Time: Eight Men Out (1988)