Good Children

By Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti CannonComedy

Good Children episodes

June 10 ok gtg ttyl <3
The time has come for Good Children to take a break. Thank you all so much for following along for the past four years of our lives. We are so lucky to have you. We'll talk soon.

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1 hr 7 min
June 03 Male Musicians For A Change
This week we’re finally giving male musicians their flowers!
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EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson
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1 hr 2 min
May 27 The Good Children Upstairs Neighbors Lip Sync LaLaPaRuza Smackdown
This week, we're joined by the lights of our lives: Maya and Dom from Upstairs Neighbors!
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1 hr 18 min
May 20 What The Future Holds
This week, we're looking into the future for a greater understanding of Andrew's future husband: Carmine.
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1 hr 9 min
May 13 Holiday In The Sun
Finally, we take a vacation! Join us on a trip to Baha Mar resort, in Nassau Bahamas, where we feed flamingos, lounge in a lazy river, and learn the ultimate truth Addison Rae has been trying to tell us all along: life's no fun through clear waters.

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1 hr 11 min
May 06 What To Expect From Your Saturn Return
This week, we're discussing our Saturn Return, the astrological event meant to uplift everything you know about your life and teach you some hard lessons.

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59 min
April 29 Designing The Perfect All-Inclusive Resort (Spring Break: Episode 4)
All good things must come to an end. In our final episode of Spring Break, we're dreaming about our ideal resort. From the linens to the soaps to, of course, the restaurants. Thank you so much for joining us on this trip!

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1 hr 4 min
April 22 The Mortifying Ordeal of Taking Thirst Traps in the Mirror in Your Room (Spring Break: Episode 3)
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Spring break continues, this week with a slightly more existential lens. Today, as we lounge in our plunge pool, we dissect the need for online validation, why we take thirst traps, and donating our bodies to science.

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59 min
April 15 Something Weird Is Happening At The Breakfast Buffet (Spring Break: Episode 2)
Something very weird happened at the breakfast buffet this morning. It's time for another episode on island time! For the second week of our spring break, we are dissecting a group of travelers at the resort we like to call "Mary and her friends."

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1 hr 6 min
April 08 Chair Hoggers At All-Inclusive Resorts (Spring Break: Episode 1)
Grab your sunscreen and your chicest pair of flip flops, because we're taking you on vacation! For the next four weeks, we're coming to you from our very own personal spring break trip in Mexico! In this first installment, we're a couple piña coladas in and ready to discuss the psychotic phenomenon that is chair-hogging at the pool.
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1 hr 5 min

About Good Children

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Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxiety, performance, and the side effects of being a little too well-behaved.