There is good news for failures and for dropouts.

There is good news for the lonely and depressed.

There is good news for seekers and for skeptics.

There is good news for the burned-out and the stressed.

There is good news for the haters and the hurting.

There is good news for the poor and wealthy, too.

There is good news for aimless and the hopeless.

There is good news for everyone—even you.