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This podcast is about getting into...and out of...trouble. Something every "Louie-Louie Generation" guy should know about. And if you ladies wonder about what's going on in our "Minds" (if anything) you might like to take a listen too. ANYTHING to help what's going on now between men & women. It all comes down to one word. "PLEEEZZZEE"!

This podcast is about having fun. I believe fun is one of the most important parts of being happy. And I think being happy is the reason we're alive. So, how about going for a swing ride, pulling back and pushing front...and kicking your legs out to help pump yourself waayy up. Or how about some fun on a see saw? Sit down with your legs on the ground and see how long you can keep your friend up off the ground. How about getting close to some trees? You can hug them if you like...but that's a far as you should let yourself go. Don't want you to show up with some bark stains on your collar. But seriously, if there's a clump of trees handy...going for a walk there would feel good. And feeling good is an important part of having fun, and having fun is part of being happy. And being happy is the juice for being alive. If there's someone special in your life, maybe you could do a little un-necessary flirting. Something you may not have done for a wile. Actually, if there's someone special in your life, have you simply taken a moment to just be happy about that? Being happy really does take a little time sometimes. Hey...it's your time.

This podcast admits that I've just come up with the answer to a question you hear all the time...what are friends for? People are always asking that question. And the answer is right there in a headline in a recent Drudge report that says...wait for it...the Drudge headline says, Quote - Milleniels choose friends as sperm donors...end quote. Would Matt Drudge lie to us?

Milleniels choose friends as sperm doners. So that's what friends are for. Think about that if you're a guy going to a singles bar...and the ladies there have all heard, "What's your sign way too often?" Think about it guys. Next time you're there at a singles bar, you can now, legitimately go over to an attractive millenial 26 to 45 year old lady, and ask her if you could be her friend for the evening. If she has any kind of sense of humor, she'll say what does that mean? So then you can explain that according to Drudge, millenials choose friends as sperm donors, and you're ready and willing to make a personal donation.

God says FeBRRRuary. This podcast says, "Don't take the BRRRR out of the coldest month of the year." No matter how you and anybody else says, the month after January is NOT FEBUUUARY! God put the BRRRR in there. Don't displease God. We have enough problems. Would you go to a bar and order a BUUsky? They'd kick you out. And you wouldn't go to a Buadway show either. So don't call the second month of the year FeBUUUary.

This podcast is different. It was hard to do. But I had to get this off my chest. I'd appreciate it if you'd give it a listen. And some thought. My Email is [email protected] if you'd like to send a comment.

Today's podcast reminds you that the magnificent George Carlin said, "Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together"? Good question. There are lots of good questions. Like "How come wrong numbers are never busy?" "How come an all butter croissant isn't just a big pile of butter?" And "If Barbie is so popular how come we have to buy her friends"?

I did a Mattel tv comercial once, and the producers had absolutely no sense of humor about Barbie. When I asked about buying her friends, it got very quiet, and the temperature in the studio went to absolute zero. Do you think that maybe that's why I never did another Mattel commercial?

You've heard people say, "age is just a number." And they're wrong. This podcast says "Age is a lot more than just a number. For one thing it's a good helping of been there done that." I think there are better ways to explain how long you've been around than just telling your age with a number.

One of those ways is to compare when you were born with what else was around when you were born. For example, I was born before television, before penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, contact lenses, frisbees, and The Pill. There was no radar, no credit cards, no ball point pens, no pantyhose...I was on the air at WNEW in New York late at night and on the log was a live commercial for panty hose...I'd never heard of panty hose, and I almost didn't do the commercial because I thought someone was goofing on me. I was thinking way back then, that we can't talk about panties on the air. I was really worried about it. WNEW was owned by a company called Metromedia. We got a memo from on high that Metromedia was about to install hundreds of low power transmitters and receivers in the NY area, because they were planning on having phones you could carry around in your pocket. I remember thinking...riiigght.

This podcast says, it looks like it's time to admit that I have been four different guys in my lifetime. Dickie, Richard, Dick and Mr. Summer. And I wonder if eventually I'll be a fifth guy. My Dad's name was also "Dick" so when I was very young I was Dickie. When I went to school I became Richard. When I graduated I was just Dick. I became Mr. Summer when I had to deal with the folks at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles when I got a driver's license, and the FAA when I got my pilot's license, but so far I don't think I ever got to be that fifth guy...at least not yet. And hey...it's time. I have come to the age when I choose my cereal for the fiber content, not for the included toy. These days, on those few times I go painting the town red, I have to take a pretty good nap before applying a second coat.

I am not addicted to sex. But I am...a faithful fan of the female form. This podcast admits that I have noticed that lately, ladies are...wearing...rather shape showing jeans. And they're shoving their smart phones into their hip pockets.

Now...you know those voices that grownups are supposed to have that tell you when to Shut Up... do not say what you're thinking.? I don't seem to have one of those. So I recently asked a rather attractive young lady waitress who who was wearing tight, stretchy jeans, with a smart phone stuck in her hip pocket, if she was planning on sending a funny fanny picture to a group of her closest friends. She looked at my Lady Wonder Wench, and they both looked at me and rolled their eyes out loud.

This podcast is designed to help youj sing Auld Lang Syne with someone who may not be around anymore. It usually works. Give it a try. It might help you start off 2022 in a way you wont forget.