It’s time for ho, ho, ho-ing. This podcast has the funniest Christmas story…ever…plus one story that’s almost spooky. And isn’t that how Christmas has always been? Give a little listen please. No matter how you feel right now, this podcast will make you feel…a little better..

That's Life...I guess. I didn't expect my body to attack me...so soon. I had no idea I'd get so old so soon. And you won't either, But there are lots of good things about that too. One of those things is "Been there & done that." In some ways there were lots of laughs involved...and of course there were some things that weren't laughing matters...in fact there were some significant tears. BUT...they were all spent with "My Lady Wonder Wench." And that made the tough times kinda bearable. All in all...my life has been good...so far. Please don't screw it up now.

A story about Manhattan, and lots of stuff about Wolfman Jack in this podcast. AND a question you may be able to answer. Please give a listen.

Yackety Yack...all over the place. Politicians hardly stop for a breath. Your druggist is getting that way, too. And the gas station guy. And let's not forget relatives, like your uncle. WE NEED SOME GUM CONTROL. And this podcast encourages that. Please give a listen. Follow the new rules. And insist that everybody else within listening distance of your voice shut up for a moment and LISTEN.

Some messages on your Email are important. Others are like 95% of mine. Like the one from a guy in South Africa who wants to send me the fortune left to me by my 6th cousin fifteen times removed, since I am somehow identified as his only living blood relative. Just send him my Mastercard numbers so he knows where to send the money. And another from a genuine Florida witch doctor who has discovered a magic formula that will instantly remove 9 pounds returning me to my best looking body, which will entice a beautiful young Russian woman who will want SEX with absolutely no effort on my part, for only a small subscription price. (Subscription will automatically renew every week.) Listen to this podcast only once, then DELETE.

The five important elements of a news story are, who, what, when, where, and why. And the most important of the elements is almost always "WHY". Why did some big wheel do what he did? Killing somebody is an awful crime. Unless you do it to stop him from killing somebody else. We give medals (justly) to guys who kill lots of other guys who are wearing a different uniform. Almost everything is done in a CONTEXT. A "WHY". Why don't you give a listen to this podcast? You might like it.

My ring finger is a lot longer than my pointer finger, which is proof that I am bursting with masculinity. That's true. Ask somebody with a genuine MD hanging on his wall. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M TOXIC. Give a listen to this podcast. It may teach you something about guys.

You hear a lot about Dis-Gruntled Post Office employees right now. In fact...these days it seems like everybody is Dis-Gruntled....everybody. When you pull a plug out of the wall, YOU'RE DISCONNECTING something electrical. This podcast is about disconnecting your Dis-Gruntle. For God's sake please listen to this podcast. And get at least one other Dis-Gruntled person to listen with you. It's time we all DIS-GRUNTLED ourselves.

Once upon a time, a long time ago, my Lady Wonder Wench went...'wanton" for me. It was quick. Way too quick for it to be something she did on purpose...and it changed our lives. We like to think that our minds always control our bodies. In this podcast, you'll experience the opposite of that...I'll give you a couple of quick examples of that...your body controlling your mind. It'll be fun. Give a listen please.

I lied about my music selection. I really enjoyed Elvis with "Love Me Tender." I have suffered from a lack of adult supervision for a long time. But the "Suffering" has been good. Most of all, this podcast says warm cookies and cold milk ''are good for us. And so are Oreos.