Are heavyweight guests Kate and Bridget enough to rescue us from Nemacolin cabin fever? What does skydiving have to do with Rachael's hometown? Who would be the best replacement for Chris Harrison? Is Serena P. the alpha now? Will Matt move to Minnesota to be with Michelle? What does Matt's post-show beard mean? Is The Bachelor the harbinger for post-racial America? (probably not quite) How long was that poutine sitting out? Which contestant has the cutest parents? Can anyone unseat Rachael? Are they ever going to actually discuss the episode?

Season 25 episode 8 of The Bachelor is supposed to be hometowns, but we didn't go anywhere. Matt James meets a bunch of families, says the exact same thing to all of them, and we are all still stuck in the house.

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