This week on Good Quality Shit, I traded Japan’s luxury bidets for bucket flushes and pure survival mode in the Philippines. We’re talking brutal humidity, hostel chaos, no toilet paper anywhere, island hopping, whale sharks, canyoneering, diving shipwrecks, rum-fueled boat nights, and the realization that shitting internationally is harder than it should be.

From Cebu to Coron to El Nido, this episode is full of culture shock, backpacker chaos, tropical adventures, and the moments that humbled me physically, emotionally, and hygienically. Basically the Philippines was beautiful… but I was sweating the entire time.

This week on Good Quality Shit, Caroline takes the chaos international with special guest Daniel, her brother for a Japan episode without Erin (we understand if you’re devastated). From luxury toilets and silent subways to elite 7/11 food. We have to spend extra time talking about the toilets because honestly, it would be disrespectful to the title of our podcast not to. Japan was peaceful, efficient, and highly organized… and then we showed up.

You’ve been listening to us talk… but do you actually know who we are? Probably not. In this episode of Good Quality Shit, we’re oversharing where we grew up, our families, how we ended up in the desert and San Diego, and what we do when we’re not embarrassing ourselves on this podcast.

In this episode of Good Quality Shit, we’re diving into the infamous “ick”—those tiny, sometimes irrational things that instantly kill attraction. From loud chewing and awkward yawning to fake alpha energy, bad hygiene, and flaky behavior, we’re breaking down the moments that make us go from interested to immediately over it.

In this episode of Good Quality Sht*, we’re getting real about something everyone does but no one wants to admit—farting. From embarrassing stories to dating dilemmas, queefing, and the occasional shart, nothing is off-limits. It’s chaotic, honest, and way too relatable.