It's election week in the Philippines!  Who do you have on your #MondayList? Mo starts off the episode by giving his list for senatorial bets, and why not make it a point to go out and vote (right) while listening to the podcast as you're standing in line ready to NOT elect a bunch of criminals or idiots?  I know going out to vote can be a hassle for people who don't like being outside and oily in this kind of heat, but please do it.  I beg you.  It's important!  Now let's get to the calls.

Caller #1 is Joyce who is 24 years old from Pampanga.  Joyce wants to ask Mo if she should tell her new boyfriend about all the guys she's had sex with.  It's not an absurd number but it is ALWAYS a bad idea to open about your sex number.  Seldom would you find a guy who is okay with any number higher than 0. 

Caller #2 is Maine, 25 from Cebu.  Maine was honest with her boyfriend about how many guys shes been in bed with -- she even gave some juicy details about a scandalous sexual affair.  Of course, it came back to bite her in the ass.  2 weeks ago her boyfriend was a bit jealous about a few guys that were eyeing Maine at church and he proceeded to tell her that nadidiri sya sa kanya in reference to her sexual past.  Ouch.  See, I told you it's an awful idea to be honest. 

Caller #3 is a long-time caller from New Zealand, 33yr old Merbs from New Plymouth.  Merbs has been getting some death threats from his ex-girlfriend's family.  Why?  Well, they're accusing Merbs of passing on an STD to his ex, which resulted in her eventually getting cancer.  The ex comes from a somewhat prominent political family so Merbs is concerned for the safety of his family in the Philippines.  Fuck cancer. Don't fuck Merbs.

Caller #4 is Ray from Mandaluyong.  20 year old Ray reached out to Mo via Twitter today to tell him that he is bothered by the way Mo pronounces the names of certain characters on Game of Thrones.  They end up talking extensively about Season 8.  If you're not a GoT fan, you're gonna hate this call so fast forward this part and go back to your loser lives. 

GTWM Podcast Season 6 is brought to you by Sharp Philippines from the Kumu Podcast Studios.  If you want to donate to GTWM, please do by visiting anchor.fm/gtwmpodcast and you can give as little as 99 cents per month!  See you in a few days for another episode, don't forget to not vote for anyone named Bong, Imee, Bato, or Jinggoy tomorrow. Thanks!

Before the Philippines votes in Bong Revilla, Jinggoy, Bato, Bong Go, and Imee Marcos into the senate, let's try to find something positive in this world.  I think I have the cure, a brand new episode of GTWM: The Podcast!  This episode is full of really good calls that I think you're going to enjoy.  Mo starts the episode with a topic from the Magic morning show this week.  He is asking listeners if they can name ONE fashionable fat guy.  Just one.  Mo believes that fat men are not capable of looking good in clothing.  It's true.  Can you think of one? While you marinate on that, let's check out the calls:

Caller #1 is Arya from Niagara Falls, Canada.  Arya's friend, who recently moved to Canada from the Philippines, just got fired from her job -- for MASTURBATING at work!!  Eh di hell yeah.  She was double clicking her own mouse when her employer could hear her moaning in the room having a video sex chat.  Arya wants to know if she should tell her friend the reason for her termination. 

Caller #2 is Jonel who is 38yrs old from Dubai.  Jonel lives in a one bedroom apartment with his wife and 3 kids -- two of them are teenagers.  One afternoon while the kids were on the TV, Jonel and his wife decided to sneak into the bedroom for some hair-pulling hardcore doggystyle.  The problem? They forgot to lock the door.  Teens walked in.  Scarred for life?

Caller #3 is 38 year old Thomas from New Mexico, USA.  Thomas lives in a very remote part of an already remote state.  He's longing for a social life, hasn't had sex in years and he has never been in a relationship in his life!  He wants to know if he should relocate to a bigger, livelier city even though he has a good paying job.  When you live in a city where boredom is the second leading cause of death for people 35 and below, yes, get the fuck out. 

Caller #4 is Victor from Mandaluyong.  Victor broke up with his girlfriend in January but he is having difficulty moving on.  He is currently banging 3 girls and he is making it a point to post on IG that his life is great but there's still something missing.  He constantly checks if his ex has viewed his IG stories and if she hasn't, he feels bad about it.  He needs some help to get out of this rut. 

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Oh, we have an awesome surprise for you all this episode! Do you want me to spoil it ala Avengers Endgame? Okay fine, back from the ends of the universe, comedian Alex Calleja makes his much anticipated return as our famous caller for E15!  Yup, the idol himself is back and because he's such a talker, Mo is only able to squeeze in 3 calls for the show.  And here they are:

Caller #1  is 37yr old Louie from Laguna.  Louie is going through a rough patch right now as he just found out on Facebook that his father has a child from a different woman.  Louie has always known his father to be babero but this is just the icing on top of the shittiest tasting cake ever baked.  Louie gets very emotional here but he can serve as a very inspiring story for those with similar challenges.  Don't miss this call.

Caller #2 is Frances who is 29 from Texas, USA.  Frances has been in an LDR for 2 years now with her boyfriend in Germany.  She is currently taking her doctorate and she is trying to get tips on how to convince her boyfriend to move to the US.  He wants her to move to Germany.  Unfortunately, her doctorate and career will only net her about 1/4 of the salary she currently gets in the US.  Her boyfriend LOVES Germany and it's going to take more than a financial reason to pack things up and move to America.  There's some tug of war here and lets see who prevails. 

Caller #3 is actor/comedian Alex Calleja.  Alex was a mainstay on Season 5 of GTWM Podcast and his long awaited return happens today, but as a caller.  Alex has had a colorful marriage and he brings up an issue that many a couple may endure -- seenzone messages.  Alex's wife doesn't like it when she texts him and doesn't get a response.  If you have his track record, I can't blame her! LOL.  Some solutions are thrown around on how to get through this issue.  Alex then opens up about the alarming amount of mainland Chinese that have infiltrated the Philippines of late.  A lot of people have been bringing this up on social media and he wanted to give his take.  How do you feel about the Chinese subtitles in movies?  It's a delicate issue but definitely a conversation many of you are having.

This is the 4th episode of the week for GTWM as Mo will be heading out to Mexico tomorrow and he might be able to only upload one episode from there; hence, we get more this week! Yay!  GTWM Podcast is brought to you by Sharp Philippines from the Kumu Podcast Studios!  Have a love, life, sex question? Message Mo via text +12342316600 or send him a message on social media @djmotwister.  See you tomorrow for another brand new episode! 

Tuesday, Chooseday, Chosday -- however you pronounce it, I don't care as I'm just glad you're here to hang out for the 14th episode of this season of GTWM Podcast, brought to you by Sharp Philippines!  We have a pretty entertaining lineup of calls today and we can't wait for you to relate! That could be a good tagline for the podcast, right? "We can't wait for you to relate." Pwede.  I don't know if the show has ever had a tagline, perhaps we should think about that.  If you have a suggestion, please fire away. Now let's get hot and heavy with the call log:

Caller #1 is 23 year old Cielo from Manila.  Cielo is a UP Diliman grad in Philosophy and she wants to know the answer to the million peso question: "How do you know when a fuccboi is really changing for the serious?"   This is up there with the search for the fountain of youth or gold at the end of a rainbow.  My question is, when the hell are we going to change the spelling of fuccboi? It's so stupid. 

Caller #2 is Miles from far away L.A., California. Miles is 24yrs old and currently got his 22yr old girlfriend pregnant.  But 2 weeks ago, he cheated on her with one of his good friend's girlfriend.  It was a two hit combo revenge plan that you should listen to so you can understand it more.  Miles came to the USA from PH at 18 without any money and was able to power through and get a good job in Hollywood. But at 24, is he ready to be a better boyfriend and father? Again, 'How do you know when a fuccboi is changing for the serious?' LOL.

Caller #3 is M.A., 30yrs, from Manila.  M.A. got into a social media war with a bunch of religious people regarding yesterdays earthquake.  Social media wars are about 95% stupid, but Mo, being a huge fan of them, tells M.A. about the expectations of online disagreements and whether or not they are worth getting in to.  Them keyboard warriors are drinking Haterade!

Caller #4 is Elle, also from Manila, and 28 years old.  Laki ng problema ni Elle.  She feels like her boyfriend's family doesn't like her as they don't allow him to travel with her and they don't get her any gifts for Xmas.  Have you ever been in one of these?  I used to be the guy that all parents loved until I started this damn podcast and since then it's been a parental curse!

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Before we get to anything podcast related, I'd just like to say I hope everyone in the Philippines is safe and without major structural damage to your homes and businesses after the earthquake that struck Luzon a few hours ago.  Always be prepared. 

Fresh from Easter Sunday and another Game of Thrones episode, Mo starts the show with his thoughts on E02 of GoT S8 minus having to perv over the Arya Stark sex scene.  Yes, there was generous side boob action there but c'mon GoT creators, we could have done without that!  That's Arya, she's still 12 years old in our eyes.  Yes, we are proud of the go-getter attitude of this young adult but Arya?! I would have rather seen the dire wolves mounting each other and banging one out.  Okay, let's get to some adult conversation.

Caller #1 is Daniel who is 23yrs old from Cebu.  Danny boy gets boners.  Lots of them!  He is particularly nervous about an upcoming medical exam wherein he is 100% certain that he'll get a boner regardless of whether the doctor is male or female.  He wants to know how to handle this awkward situation.  Listen, boners should be embraced but they can also bite you in the ass. Lotta pun there. 

Caller #2 is Naomi, 31yrs old from Singapore.  Naomi recently found a private message thread on FB Messenger that has her best friend talking shit about her and calling her a social climber -- all that good stuff.  To add, Naomi even recently agreed to be the maid of honor at BFF's wedding! That snake!  She wants to know if she should confront her BFF about what she read, but since they also work together, she's a bit unsure if she should bring that drama into the equation.  Take the high road or kick her to the curb? What do you think?

Caller #3 is Pacho from Los Angeles, USA.  Pacho wants tips on how to have more sex with his wife considering they have a nosy toddler who is constantly monitoring the house for them.  Sure, you can bang in front of your 3 year old Golden Retriever, but do you have the guts to sneak in sex with a 3 year old boy lurking around the apartment?  He's 3, he doesn't know anything, right? Right?!

Caller #4 is a 49 year old Philippine Senator named JV Ejercito.  JV is on the campaign trail trying to get re-elected as a senator.  JV and his crook brother, Jinggoy, who is also running for a senate seat, don't have the best relationship.  JV opens up about their sibling rivalry and Mo asks the hypotheical question of, "If I were to vote for one Ejercio Estrada in this election, why would I pick you?"  According to JV's campaign slogan, hes "the good one." LOL.

Summer is going by fast!  Make sure to catch up on all the GTWM episodes you can!  The podcast is brought to you by Sharp Philippines from the Kumu Podcast Studios.  If you have a love/sex question or an interesting topic you'd like to discuss with Mo, send him a message on social media @djmotwister on Twitter and Instagram, or try the GTWM Podcast Facebook page. You can also text Mo: +1234231660 anytime.  Good Times!

Happy Easter boys and girls!  How was your Holy week?  Did you spend it in serenity and prayer, reflecting on the Risen Lord?  Or were you at parties nearing alcohol blood poisoning waking up next to a stranger or fuck bunny?  Either way, you need a break and a new GTWM episode is the right way to go about it.  The Villanelle look-a-like Angelicopter joins the entire episode which makes for great conversation and a slightly longer running time than usual.  Here are the calls:

Caller #1 is 34 yr old Gee from Las Vegas, USA.  Gee's fiancé died tragically 6 months ago and his guy best friend has been affected the most.  He contacts Gee regularly and is so broken by the loss of his friend that he has a hard time functioning every day.  Gee has been the stable rock in the other people's lives as they deal with the death.  The problem is no one is there for Gee.  No one is comforting her loss and she has been busy comforting everyone else.  Is it selfish to ask, 'What about me?" "How come no one is asking if I'm okay" -- Gee would like some love and attention too, and she deserves it. 

Caller #2 is Phoebe from Angeles, Pampanga.  Phoebe is 26yrs old and she met a guy on Tinder who lives in Iloilo.  Dude is 41 years old and married but in the process of an annulment.  He is also a pilot so the usual LDR problems that people face, he gets to hop on a plane and fix stuff like that.  But like the majority of guys on Tinder, he's not really there looking for labels.  A 41 year old pilot is looking for 26 yr old ass in different area codes (er, provinces)  Hulaan mo, na in-love si Phoebe, no? Prolly.

Caller #3 is Rasj who is 35yrs old from Singapore.  Rasj has been in Singapore for 10 years now and she wants to know if she should take a job offer in Australia.  There's always risk is uprooting the family to go to a different country, but which opportunities should people go after and which ones should they decline?  Australia is tempting! Great weather. Awesome benefits. Beaches! Good pay. And the best of all, Australia is home to a HUGE variety of the world's most venomous and treacherous snakes, spiders, box jelly fish, even a Cassowary which is a beautiful bird that can tear a human into lego sized pieces. Advance Australia fair!

Caller #4 is 36 yr old Gina from London, England.  Gina and her husband both have 18yr old daughters from previous relationships but Gina has raised her "stepdaughter" for the majority of the child's life so she considers herself as the mother figure to the girl, rightfully so.  However, in a recent argument, Gina's husband said the ugly line of "not meddling in his daughters affairs" when a problem came up.  Gina was hurt by the line and calls in to ask Mo and Chopper (who have a slightly similar setup) what are her boundaries in being a stepmom.  This is the longest call of the season, at 40mins, that means it's a good conversation.  Don't miss it.

GTWM Podcast is brought to you by Sharp Philippines at the Kumu Podcast Studios!  The podcast now has its own exclusive phone number that you can message in case you have a question for the show!  If you're outside of the USA, simply text or Viber Mo at +1234231660.  If you're US based, then just remove the + in front of the 1 and you should be good to go.  See you next time!

I'm firing out Holy Week episodes fast! Another GTWM show is ready for your listening pleasure.  Who knows? Maybe you're on the beach this week, thinking about doing something wild but it's Holy Week and you're going to feel guilty -- fuck it, listen to the Podcast and get your mind off it. 

Or...why not do the wild thing anyway and call the Podcast after so you can share your sins!  

We have a good episode for you to roll with. Here is the call log:

Caller #1 is Danny who is 33yrs old from Los Angeles, USA.  Danny needs help with his katulong who he thinks is being catfished!  She's a 40yr old lady who has NEVER had a boyfriend, you virgins call it NBSB.  Well, she's got one now!  The problem is she has never met him -- only online, AND she sends him money and load every week AND, uh, he looks like Jungkook from BTS, LOL! Yeah, the dude is 19 years old and he looks like a K-POP star according to his profile pic. Too good to be true, right? Let's find out! Teleseryes say he's real, man.  She's dating Jungkook, sorry bitches. 

Caller #2 is Anne who is 25 years old from Manila.  Anne sorta kinda cheated on her boyfriend 3 years ago. Kinda sorta is that the furthest they went was a beso.  But oh boyfriend is acting like they were 69'ing in his parents bed with the way he's so pissed about it!  He can't move on. He gets furious every time he thinks about it and starts to verbally abuse her for it.  That was some kind of beso. 

Caller #3 is Mar Vee from freaky Cebu! 27 year old Mar, and her boyfriend, are in a cool off period because he said he has no time for her as he is a single father and wants to prioritize his daughter. Awww. But he is still on Tinder. Ughhh. They are still talking but should she wait for him to commit or shall she move on from this guy? 

Caller #4 is Jake from Dubai, UAE.  32yr old Jake is a call center agent working in the Dubs (gross, I know).  He has dated a wide variety of women from different nationalities but he is fancying an Iranian girl at work whom he describes as "sobrang hot na may joga na tayong tayo" (even more gross, sorry) Problem is Jake is a bit intimidated by the cultural and religious differences she might have regarding dating.  He needs tips on how to approach her. 

She's dating motherfuckin' Jungkook! I can't get over it! GTWM the Podcast Season 6 is brought to you by Sharp Philippines broadcasted from the Kumu Podcast Studio.  We have one more episode before Easter so watch out for that soon.  Now go crazy!

Fresh from an amazing weekend, we have a new GTWM Podcast episode. Damn, wasn't that a great GoT start of the season?! I loved it!  This podcast isn't a GoT fan theory show, but just like the Thrones, we are full of strong female characters in this all-female caller cast.  So lets get to their details now!

Caller #1 is our first return caller of the season, and she seems to be the most memorable one of the first 10 episodes. I'm talking about Timmy, 23yr old from Q.C.  She was the first caller of Season 6 but this time she wants to ask Mo about a her fuck buddy that got mad when she recently had a threesome.  Fubu didnt want an exclusive relationship so why is he bent about her recent threesome? Sounds a bit unfair.  

Caller #2 is 25 year old Michelle from Chicago, USA.  Michelle has a bunch of question for Mo, all stemming from current issues shes going through as a young, semi-single Filipina in America.  Instead of tackling one issue, Mo treats this call as a rapid-fire lighting round wherein he gives short bursts of advice to the many inquiries Michelle has. 

Caller #3 is 31 year old Maymay from Las Vegas, USA.  May met a girl on Tinder a year and a half ago.  The girl is married but they are still seeing each other.  It's also an LDR thing.  Yikes, LDR and 3rd party? Where's the win in all this?

Caller #4 is our celebrity caller of the week!  And it's 37 year old Liza Dino-Seguerra from Manila.  Liza is an actress, beauty queen, the Chairperson of the Film Development Council of the Philippines, and wife of actor/singer Ice Seguerra.  Liza calls in to discuss the pressures of trying to have a baby now as her husband Ice, a transgender man, is going through the motions of getting his eggs ready for harvest -- Liza is finding it hard to dedicate the time she needs while juggling her administration appointed role.  Should she get pregnant or later on "Pag Dating Ng Panahon." as Ice once wrote.  Liza and Mo also discuss how open they might be to raising a "genderless child."  It's an interesting call, definitely worth your time.

It's Holy Week, the perfect time to catch up on GTWM episodes you may have missed!  Wherever you end up, whether on the beach or a staycation, GWTM has you covered.  Have a question? Message Mo on UG, FB, or Twitter and hear your story on the podcast.  GTWM is brought to you by Sharp Philippines, recorded at the Kumu Podcast Studios.  

Thanks for swiping right on this GTWM Podcast episode! Now that we are a match, let's check out our Tinder related episode for this amazing weekend in April!

Caller #1 is 34yr old Byron from Paranaque. Byron is a dating app connoisseur.  He isn't particularly handsome but he has been able to score on Tinder about 20% of the time.  Single now for 4 years, Byron is at that point in his life wherein he wants a fruitful relationship but he's worried that all his online fuccboi activity has made him forget how to have a legit date.  There's a quality girl showing interest right now, he's worried hes going to fuck this up. 

Caller #2 is Jen, a 30yr old from Las Pinas.  Jen too has been a Tinder regular and recently ended a fuck buddy relationship and she's starting to miss the regular sexual partner in her life.  An old friend from 10 years back has been messaging her and he wants some of dat ass.  Jen wants to know if she should give in to his sexual advances because there's no one else showing interest. 

Caller #3 is Carmela from Newcastle, Australia. 36 year old Carmela met a guy on Tinder and had sex with him the first time they got together in person.  He's a backpacking Aussie filmmaker that started showing up for more regular sex, even spending the night a few times per week.  When she told him she was leaving for a abrupt Philippine vacation, si boy nagbook ng flight din! Was it starting to get serious? Well, things started to break down one in Siquijor when the guy left her at the bar so he can have sex with another girl he just met.  Since then, Carmela has been distant and sex just isn't as good anymore. 

Caller #4 is Milagros, 33yrs old from Manila.  Milagros met her first and only boyfriend on Tinder. Wow. She wants to know if she should tell her family that she met her future husband on a dating app known for casual boning.  

"We found love in a hopeless place.  We found love in a hooooooooopeless place." I wonder if any of you have found love via this GTWM Podcast? If so, let us know! Message Mo on IG/Twitter @djmotwister or use the GTWMPodcast FB page.  This show is brought to you by Sharp Philippines, recorded at the Kumu Podcast Studios in the USA.