in 55AD, the Ancient Briton Goodies are summoned to Rome to revitalise the tourist industry. There, they meet an Emperor with a fruit fetish, accidentally invite the Vandal hordes to sack the city and cause the Great Fire of Rome - and create the Olympic Games!

"Don't go to the Jolly Rock, whatever you do - I wouldn't go near it if I was you!"

The Goodies become lighthouse keepers, only for Bill to develop an aversion to all things round, Tim to contract mumps and Graeme to swallow the foghorn - just as they run out of oil for the lamp...

"Don't go to the Jolly Rock, whatever you do - I wouldn't go near it if I was you!"

The Goodies become lighthouse keepers, only for Bill to develop an aversion to all things round, Tim to contract mumps and Graeme to swallow the foghorn - just as they run out of oil for the lamp...

"Don't go to the Jolly Rock, whatever you do - I wouldn't go near it if I was you!"

The Goodies become lighthouse keepers, only for Bill to develop an aversion to all things round, Tim to contract mumps and Graeme to swallow the foghorn - just as they run out of oil for the lamp...

(Radio Times Synopsis) In which Tim and Graeme try Kung Fu, Bill becomes a Grand Master of the Lancastrian martial art of 'Ecky-Thump' and black puddings fly.

(Radio Times Synopsis) In which Tim and Graeme try Kung Fu, Bill becomes a Grand Master of the Lancastrian martial art of 'Ecky-Thump' and black puddings fly.

(Radio Times Synopsis) In which Tim and Graeme try Kung Fu, Bill becomes a Grand Master of the Lancastrian martial art of 'Ecky-Thump' and black puddings fly.

Join us for one of the best-remembered Goodies episodes!

After losing Tony Blackburn, the Goodies Star Safari Park needs a new celebrity attraction - which comes in the form of a breeding pair of Rolf Harrises and their offspring. However, the Rolfs escape, with disastrous consequences...

Join us for one of the best-remembered Goodies episodes!

After losing Tony Blackburn, the Goodies Star Safari Park needs a new celebrity attraction - which comes in the form of a breeding pair of Rolf Harrises and their offspring. However, the Rolfs escape, with disastrous consequences...

Join us for one of the best-remembered Goodies episodes!

After losing Tony Blackburn, the Goodies Star Safari Park needs a new celebrity attraction - which comes in the form of a breeding pair of Rolf Harrises and their offspring. However, the Rolfs escape, with disastrous consequences...