now hold on there. wait just one second there. I know you took one look at the title of this episode and wondered to yourself just where are they going with this and i am certain some of you are thinking to yourselves you filthy muthfuckas. and you may be right, sometimes, but we assure you not this time. we enjoy our sex here at phat dabs yet even we know how to act. I mean we can only look at so many anime and shrug our shoulders to the gooner bait produced here and say to yourself okay Japan. you can only overlook the bullshit for so long. so just to throw off our usual routine, we decided to watch the suicide pact episode of paranoia agent and the brilliant works of Satoshi kon, yeah that is a bit out there, but then again so are animes that are social critiques disguised as psychological horror. great anime by the way, smoke before you watch though, it's for your own sanity we assure you. and while we search for anime female characters that aren't exactly gooner bait but hey gooners gonna goon but we did find some complete bad ass women in anime from black lagoon to dragon ball to soul eater yet no magical girl shit. we will check your search history if you are into magical girl shit we promise you that one. some women who are hot and will fuck you up and we get to see some of the finest moments of the bride from kill bill meanwhile taking Tarantino to task for some of his self insert bullshit he likes to pull. be as much of a fan as you wish yet you know we right on that one. it just makes us wonder sometimes. we can only ask what are we doing so many times. but quite frankly we can only do so many things so many times before we completely wonder just what in the absolute fuck is wrong with you. we looking at you people with ai companions. we looking dead at you because we starting to believe some of this shit just played up for clout because there is no way and we do mean no way that the dating scene is that bad out here. and beyond that we have to start calling shit out and saying no because after watching a bitch get a tattoo for her ai boyfriend and the artist didn't just say nah this is fucking ridiculous and won't do it. it's time to get the computer away from them and start having an actual conversation. and the people who stay with people who are being cheated on with computers are the reason I feel that psychologists should be able to just put their professional standards and just ask you what the fuck is wrong with you. would suggest seeking therapy but they did not go to school and accrue all that debt just to sit there trying to analyze someone who is in love with a voice from their laptop or smartphone. i need a dab just typing that bullshit out. we promise you folks don't let the internet convince you the opposite sex is as bad as they claim it is. I mean come on folks there's only so much humor we can pull from this absurdity. doesn't mean we won't try but just know there are more times these days that we will not be high enough for this shit. we will try because that's what we do but just know we will be high. just not enough for some of y'all's nonsense. we love y'all but not that much. yet just know when the world gets dark, the mates get high.

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