We read the first ever installment of the Goosebumps series by none other than R.L. Stine himself. In Welcome to Dead House, we meet an ordinary 12-year old girl with normal looks and a normal nuclear family who experiences a sudden change in circumstances, then terror ensues. The same description could apply to literally any Goosebumps book, but somehow ol’ Stiney Boy keeps the scares coming! Topics include: monster blood, unlikely friendships, the Audubon Society, zombie dogs, THE Ohio State University, Ripoff L. Best, firstname-lastname combos, Spooktacular kids, and Bump of the Month.