Gordie would never put a bra in the dryer

Paul becomes aware of musical segregation

Gordie’s not talkin’ ‘bout the linen

Paul can’t cope with that

Gordie and his dad are caught on tape by a bootlegger

Paul gets tired of his record store job

Gordie gains the aid of the Walkman to help him get into music

Paul nearly gets his ass kicked in the cafeteria

Gordie is the Pied Piper of Redwood Junior High

Paul gets exposed to art rock in graphics class

Gordie catches shade from record store clerks in Japan

Paul finds the magical Pink Box at the world’s greatest flea market

Gordie plays racquetball with coke fiends

Paul takes a walk with Lita Ford

Gordie embarks on an English Musical Mythology expedition.

Paul keeps himself prepared for unexpected record parties.

Gordie is halfway to rock stardom.

Paul unexpectedly happens upon Pearl Harbour.

Gordie can only hear a parody.

Paul gets himself a Witness.