By Fox Claret Hill & Bella Heath-Massey
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22 ratings
The podcast currently has 30 episodes available.
Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we decided to do something different and countdown each other's Top Ten Slasher Films of all time. Each of our Top Ten lists were secret to each other before we started, see if you can predict our favourites, and listen to find out whether we guess correctly about each others lists. We hope you enjoy your visit (and don't get too mad about our choices)!
A big thank you to:
Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.
Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP.
Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar.
Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language.
Welcome back to The Goreporium, a haunted video store run by siblings, Fox and Bella. This year we're doing things a little differently. For season 3 we're having a bargain bin bonanza, aka we're diving into the world of dollar store rejects and watching the worst that the horror world has to offer. Then we have the tricky task of redeeming said movie in order to sell them to the right customer and stay in business.
For Episode 3 we're covering and championing a less loved addition to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series with Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995). This movie was panned by critics and fans of the series alike, but we actually think it's one of the stronger entries. So, as usual, we'll be looking at the taglines and posters, recapping the movie with trivia, reading hilarious reviews, giving our thoughts with a positive spin, and finally finding Next Gen's forever home. Can we redeem this misunderstood whodunnit? Spoiler alert, yes we can. But join us anyway as we discuss fake boobs, iconic performances, strange side characters, lady skin masks, killer airplanes, and mysterious cults.
Welcome back to The Goreporium, a haunted video store run by siblings, Fox and Bella. This year we're doing things a little differently. For season 3 we're having a bargain bin bonanza, aka we're diving into the world of dollar store rejects and watching the worst that the horror world has to offer. Then we have the tricky task of redeeming said movie in order to sell them to the right customer and stay in business.
For Episode 2 we're travelling to the Bahama's for a much needed holiday with I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998). This movie was panned by critics and horror fans alike, but we actually think it's better than the first one and is in general an underrated comfort food gem of the genre. So, as usual, we'll be looking at the taglines and posters, recapping the movie with trivia, reading hilarious reviews, giving our thoughts with a positive spin, and finally finding ISKWYDLS's forever home. Can we redeem this misunderstood whodunnit? Spoiler alert, yes we can. But join us anyway as we discuss unexpected cameos, hotel weed dealers, terrible boyfriends, hilarious killer names, and how much karaoke sucks.
Welcome back to The Goreporium, a haunted video store run by siblings, Fox and Bella. This year we're doing things a little differently. For season 3 we're having a bargain bin bonanza, aka we're diving into the world of dollar store rejects and watching the worst that the horror world has to offer. Then we have the tricky task of redeeming said movie in order to sell them on to the right customer and stay in business.
We're kicking things off with Troll 2, a movie that's famous for being terrible and even had a documentary made about it called, Best Worst Movie. So, we'll be looking at the taglines and posters, recapping the movie with trivia, reading hilarious reviews, giving our thoughts with a positive spin, and finally finding Troll 2's forever home. Can we redeem the world's worst horror movie? Spoiler alert, yes we can. But join us anyway as we discuss vegetarian goblins, green gunk, horny corn, and amateur actors.
Season 3 is upon us! And this time around we've decided to do things a little differently. Welcome to our bargain bin bonanza! In a time that's engulfed with negativity, we've decided to focus on silver linings and the good amongst the bad. I'll let the trailer explain the rest.
Pleasure... please. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed the iconic Evil Dead II (1987), a demon-centric gore fest. And this week Fox is joined by his lovely husband, Brendan, as a guest host! So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive into the world of rotten apple heads, Señor Cojones, catchphrases, latex suit sweat, multi-coloured blood, and my favourite final boy, Ash Williams . We hope you enjoy your visit!
Content Warning: Comedic sexual content, discussions of gore/blood/violence, and Emetophobia warning for 13:50 to 14:13. There are also some audio issues from Brendan’s mic during the first quarter of the episode.
A big thank you to:
Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.
Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP.
Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar.
Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language.
Avoid Suspicion. Manipulate Your Friends. Eliminate Your Enemies. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed Cry Wolf (2005), a teen slasher movie that we both think is scarily underrated. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive into the world of pranks, stereotypes, rubber knives, IBM laptop nipples, and aggressively British lead characters. We hope you enjoy your visit!
Content Warning: Violence typical for a PG-13 Slasher.
A big thank you to:
Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.
Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP.
Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar.
Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language.
From the depths of four twisted minds. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed Tales from the Darkside (1990), a comedy-horror anthology, that wasn't so much funny as it was shocking. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive, this week accompanied by our wonderful guest Beck Gray, into the world of affordable mummies, baby gargoyles, particularly evil cats, cannibalistic witches, star-studded casts, and incredibly cringe romances. We hope you enjoy your visit!
Content Warning: Discussions of sexual assault, vomiting (those with emetophobia beware our Curses section), and violence against animals.
A big thank you to:
Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.
Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP.
Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar.
Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language.
Dare to go back.
Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed Doctor Sleep (2019), the sequel to Stephen King's classic - The Shining. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we head back to the Overlook and dive into the world of shine-feasting vampires, ugly hats, ghost boxes, familiar scenes, death cats, scarily good child actors, and, of course, a naked bathtub ladies.
We hope you enjoy your visit!
Content Warning: Discussions of sexual abuse, child torture, and domestic violence.
A big thank you to:
Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.
Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP.
Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar.
Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language.
The tide of terror that swept America. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed The Shining (1980), a psychological-horror movie that really ignited our passion in horror movies. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive into the world of naked bathtub ladies, beautiful carpets, Jack Daniels drinking, ever changing mazes, bad hair, iconic outfits, scores created by Fox's hero, tin hatter theories, and horrible men. We hope you enjoy your visit!
Content Warning: Discussions of sexual abuse and domestic violence.
A big thank you to:
Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.
Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP.
Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar.
Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language.
The podcast currently has 30 episodes available.