Gospel Goss (Get In Loser, We're Reading the Bible)

Gospel Goss (Get In Loser, We're Reading the Bible)

By Regina JordanReligion & SpiritualityChristianity
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Gospel Goss (Get In Loser, We're Reading the Bible) episodes

  • Ep. 4: Genesis 4–5 | So You Agree? You Think You're Your Brother's Keeper?
    The first siblings in history, and it goes about as badly as possible. God gives Cain a pep talk before anything goes wrong, Cain doesn't take it, and then asks to speak to the manager at the scene of his own crime. Then the first city, the first band, the first diss track, and a family tree with the oldest man in the Bible and a man who walked with God and never died. With the Burn Book and the Tea Rating.00:00 Welcome to Gospel Goss01:33 Genesis 419:14 Genesis 530:04 The tea from today30:52 The Burn Book31:50 Tea Rating32:09 Next time on Gospel Goss
    33 min
  • Ep. 3: Genesis 3 | You Can't Sit With Us
    The most famous chapter in the Bible, and the most misremembered. There's no apple. A snake slides into the DMs with a sales pitch, Adam stands right there saying nothing, and when God asks what happened, we get the first Spider-Man pointing meme in history. Then the very first promise of Jesus, God making clothes for them on the way out, and the garden closing behind them. With the Group Chat, the Burn Book, and the Tea Rating.00:00 Welcome to Gospel Goss01:29 Genesis 322:18 The tea from today23:08 The Group Chat24:46 The Burn Book26:05 Tea Rating26:21 Next time on Gospel Goss
    28 min
  • Ep. 2: Genesis 2 | On the Seventh Day We Wear Pink
    God takes the first day off in history, and it never ends. Then the Bible tells creation again, up close: a man made from dirt and God's own breath, a garden built like a temple, one rule, and the first "not good" in the Bible. Adam names every animal on earth and still feels alone, until the right one finally walks in. With the Group Chat, the Burn Book, and the Tea Rating.00:00 Welcome to Gospel Goss01:29 Genesis 221:43 The tea from today23:05 The Group Chat24:36 The Burn Book25:46 Tea Rating26:02 Next time on Gospel Goss
    27 min
  • Welcome to Gospel Goss

    The Bible has more drama than any reality show, and we're reading every single word. Gospel Goss reads the whole Bible, cover to cover, with all the drama your Sunday school skipped, explained. Hosted by Regina. Episodes 1–3 drop Thursday, October 8. New episodes every Monday and Thursday. Get in, loser. We're reading the Bible. 💕

    1 min
  • Ep. 1: Genesis 1 | The Limit Does Not Exist

    Season 1, Episode 1 · Genesis 1


    In the beginning, there was nothing, and then there was light, a whole universe, and a sun that shows up fashionably late. We read Genesis 1 word for word and spill all of it: light before the sun, a dome over the whole earth, sea monsters with a plot twist, and the biggest idea on the whole page. Plus the Group Chat, the Burn Book, and the very first Tea Rating.


    00:00 Welcome to Gospel Goss

    04:41 What is Genesis? A quick tour

    06:32 Genesis 1

    25:26 The tea from today

    26:11 The Group Chat

    28:25 The Burn Book

    29:42 Outro

    31 min

About Gospel Goss (Get In Loser, We're Reading the Bible)

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Gospel Goss reads the whole Bible, cover to cover, word for word, and explains all the drama your Sunday school skipped. Your host, Regina Jordan, stops for the Hebrew puns, the ancient context, and the moments that'll make you gasp, and she roasts the Bible's worst villains in the Burn Book. Funny, messy, and full of love for God and for Jesus. New episodes every Monday and Thursday. Get in, loser. We're reading the Bible. 💕