It's our first retro episode! We read a book from 1990 in which a magical Irish harpist (who lives in Denver) takes on the immortal elves who have stolen her girlfriend using the power of heavy metal - and friendship. It's a hoot.

Many thanks to my buddy Phoebe, AKA moltenglassheart, for providing the fresh guitar lick on the intro. If you'd like to check out her music (which features both heavy metal and space lesbians), head to https://soundcloud.com/moltenglassheart