Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays Upper East Siders! This week we discuss why Aaron needs to read some feminism 101, how Chuck is to blame for Bart and Lily's problems, and how Vanessa has legs, scandal!

Warning there will be spoilers!

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Wakey Wakey Upper East Siders. Join a not entirely sober F & N to discuss this weeks goings-on in the equally horrifying worlds of Manhattan's elite and British electoral politics. We answer such questions as why are the FBI entrusting Vanessa and Chuck with their job, is anyone more irritating than Aaron, and is there any hope left after the latest election?

WARNING: there will be spoilers!

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Hello Upper East Siders! Join F & N this week to discuss the lows and lows of Bart Bass's parenting, why Aaron is still the worst, and how Dan manages to become the world's greatest detective. Also, we get our first introduction to Cyrus Rose and Gossip Girl's only healthy relationship. 

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Hello Upper East Siders! Join us as we discuss Jenny's questionable fashion line, Serena's questionable taste in men and Rufus' questionable parenting. 

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Hello Upper East Siders! Join us as we discuss why a 15 year old is in charge of Waldorf Designs, why N8 fell out of our good graces and how Derena were the least nauseating thing about the episode. Also, is Blair secretly Mary Poppins? 

WARNING: there will be spoilers!

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Wakey Wakey Upper East Siders. This week F and N are back to discuss Eric being straight up savage to everyone, Vanessa doing some hypocritical blackmailing, and the latest revelation - could N8 Archibald be ... POOR?? We also get the return of Cedric and a Gossip Girl first, Bart Bass smiles!

WARNING: there will be spoilers!

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Hello Upper East Siders! Today we're having horrible flashbacks of Ivy Week as Manhattan's elite go on their college visits. Join us as we discuss why Dan thinks brown is his colour, why N8 is the most unconvincing identity thief and why the GG writers think college admissions use the 'refer a friend' system.

WARNING: there will be spoilers!

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Wakey Wakey Upper East Siders. This week F and N are joined by special guest T to discuss the latest from Manhattan. Why is Jenny in charge of fashion week? Did Chuck murder his mum? And of course, just who is Charlie Trout? 

WARNING: there will be spoilers!

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Hello Upper East Siders! Join F & N this week as we discuss all the burning questions: why is Chuck unhealthily obsessed with Derena's relationship? How many teenage boyfriends does Catherine need? Did the writers actually try Nair hair removal cream?

And of course, why does Vanessa exist?

WARNING: there will be spoilers!

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Wakey Wakey Upper East Siders and join F and N for a dive into season 2 episode 3: The Dark Night. This week F and N celebrate the end of Derena (for now at least), enjoy the latest highlights of Marcus's accent (and missing spine), and wonder why Rufus's date seems so keen to fetch Eleanor sandwiches. 

WARNING: there will be spoilers!

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