On today’s episode, I start off where we’re all living right now: the low-grade terror of existing in a world that feels permanently on the brink. Comforting! From there, we take a hard left into something far more practical — my dog’s urinary tract infection, the indignity of trying to collect a urine sample from a very small dog, and the strange courage it takes to fully commit to that task despite the shame.

I also talk about being a guest on a podcast I absolutely should never have been on — one about being single — and why I really struggle to connect with women who are invested in traditional gender roles and the status quo. Maybe that makes me a bitch. I prefer to think it makes me honest. And funny.

We also get into body stuff: ageing, weight, self-consciousness, and the ongoing battle between being kind to yourself and telling yourself to get a grip. Your body is a vessel. It gets you from A to B. That’s it. Calm down.

And finally, I’m on tour! I’ve just released my UK tour dates — you can find them all on my website www.pernillehaaland.com

Thanks for listening. Take care of yourselves. 💛

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