This week we are joined by the fantastic Gadget off of that Modern Escapism to take you through the story of a man who dared to dream but the dream was actually a dogshit sandwich covered in wasps. It is the classic episode of Grand Designs where Edward tries to build some kind of weird "lighthouse" on the coast but it is an absolute farce. The grounds to hard, the winds to strong and making things round is really really stupid.

But we have fun, and that is the main thing.