You heard it here first: Jessica A. Mary Magdalene Levin the First is running for office and Igor is her campaign manager. In this episode, Jess gets bombed and buys an embarrassing self-help book and nearly kills someone at the laundromat. Anger is one hell of a drug and so are narcissists. Igor discusses the five languages of love, which includes blow jobs and sticking a finger up your butt while your dog watches (poor Ponyo). Mental health and sexual discovery are important folks! Also, when did Father's Day become an actual thing? Who really likes or even knows their dad?! We go balls deep, kiddos! So bring a mitt and let's play catch with trauma, laughs, and sexual repression.