Would you like to hear a wide ranging conversation about the nature of consciousness, art in a world without nuance, and the return of psychedelia? Or would you rather just hear two idiots fight? Well, we have good news for you: you are about to get both my loves...

Today Carmen tells us her plan to help us scam big gift card. We also discuss the great Emu scam of the 90s, how to make it in Hollywood, why billionaires look terrible, and we even find the silver lining in the gray cloud of Epstein.

Happy thanksgiving y'all! Today DJ and Drew are dynamically duo'd and discussing: how the pandemic broke our brains when it comes to time, the top political moments of the year, eating lunch with gen z, and there's even an unexpected book review. This episode is sponsored by pappaw beans. Pappaw beans are the only legumes certified legal to shoot from a military grade tater gun. Pappaw beans: lunch 'em & launch 'em.

Hi kids! Do you like violence? Epstien lists and Drew taking prosecuters to trial? Doesnt really rhyme but in the time of chimpanzees I was a primate too doing crimes with stone tools. Leading a crew of the blind back in time to flip the script take judas to the crucifix maybe fix the future see if the christians are still dicks. Gravy Baby we're still sick thick and chunky rich with flavor back from the grave ill boy haircuts Kim jung fades we aint mad we're just passionate, k?

We heard they're building a bridge to China. It's unclear at this point the veracity of these claims but we are sending our very own DJ Lewis to investigate. We also get into robot crime in San Francisco, the medical system, and the hereditary disease Drew passed onto his son.

The son of my beard will have its revenge

Happy Halloween Gravy Ghouls!! On todays episode Dj and Carmen get real spooky and poopy! Trick or Treat!

Much like a good chili, this episode has a bit of everything in it. Beans, human sacrifice, gaslighting, the Saudis buying all the cool parts of America, gay sex with Kim Jung, the devil no longer being cool and who you'd want in your heist crew. Now that's a good chili!

Today we talk abt the fall harvest, Portland and Chicago, and tryin to fund a war with meme coins. We also discuss the art of trolling, a few books we've been reading, and gardening of course

Today the gang somewhat focuses on hope (no, really!), gets medical on a dick pic discussion, and introduces to Carmen the concept and glory that is "shark bus"