So I'm still in the Large Refrigerated Tube, right? We're going through this place called The Tilapia Drift. And like, just cause I didn't really make a big deal about it before, I talk about how Jim lost his finger.  By the way, I hope you're doing okay, you know? 

An audio drama.

I guess we're here now, and that's gonna make what happens in the large refridgerated tube make more sense, right? Because, you know, it's a lot easier to understand the tube if you understand the night shift, and the Grease Fire in the basement. 

An audio drama.

Written, performed, and produced by Timmy Vilgiate

I used to work here, but then they fired me, so I quit, because that's where I draw the line. You don't fire me....or I'll quit.

An audio drama.

The theme is oatmeal. I guess you can just think about oatmeal while you listen but ideally you would listen to the story with a cup of oatmeal. If you'd like, I can make you one. Anyway, this is the story of the dude ranch, and I also talk about jellyfish, but the theme is oatmeal. You know what I'm saying?

If you're hearing my voice in your head right now, it means my idea is working.

There's a new girl at the restaurant. Her name is Jessica. Her nose is shaped exactly like a triangle and her eyes are like salt water. I think she knows I'm high right now.