Justin returns from DragonCon with a child who thinks Minnie Mouse’s catchphrase is screaming, a stranger who thinks he’s cosplaying as himself, and an $80 plate of shitty eggs. Brian discovers he can instinctively hold a baby, everyone gets reacquainted with the Marriott carpet lore, and the boys fall deeply and sincerely in love with Bethy Love Light and “Hemp Holy Hemp.” Plus: the slowest bar in America, post-show face blindness, Tom Kat’s impossible physique, and whether Street Fighter has secretly cracked the fighting-game movie. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Hunter Biden says he’s 48% gay, so Brian and Justin build the only scale precise enough to define the Hunter Zone, cross the Rubicock, and calculate dongs over the denominator. A real plane-broker sponsorship sends the boys reaching for God’s flaps, Ryan fails the Cryptkeeper test, and his complete lack of Terminator knowledge gives us a killer robot from Planet Terminator who loves lava. Plus: Butt Ruckus, Watchmen grievances, T-1 Million, $300 squirt guns, and a return to the Hilton floor where DragonCon changed everything. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian pitches the only time-loop movie Hollywood is too cowardly to make: a man trapped inside a Weimaraner who has to stop 9/11. Justin goes AI psychotic over music nobody else knows, Brian accidentally shaves off his face and gets his magic show back into fighting shape, and the boys announce their return to DragonCon before revisiting the Pope rap, Dolly Parton’s perfect game, Josie’s first week of college, and the terrible day your favorite radio station becomes “throwback hip hop.” Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin realize they met in Bush’s America and they’re approaching the point where they’ve spent more of their lives doing this show than not. Kyle Chandler appreciation, getting accidentally lost on a seven-mile run, Josie’s mythical freshman apartment, baby-giraffe mania, The Pitt’s scam apocalypse, Jar Jar optimism, and way too much information about LBJ. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Justin's daughter has no time for Goofy, Winnie the Pooh shows the boys a deeply unfortunate angle, and Brian and Justin return from Vegas blessed by the favor of the Yeti. Plus: skyline urinals, the free money store, an AI begging Brian not to violate the style guide, Penny's war for the M dash, and the law of Zeus. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin review The Odyssey, call Josie for the spiciest possible take, uncover Brian Brushwood’s forgotten 1998 CD-ROM masterpiece: Pro Asshole Blackjack, and learn that every beach fucking blows. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian gets his 51-year-old baby tooth shaved down and immediately fixes the show. Justin and Brian debate the literally overheated way to see The Odyssey, give the Doomsday trailer a “needs improvement,” and plant a flag for a town-to-town Ben Grimm procedural. Plus: forced scam operations, a deeply inadvisable dictator T-shirt, Austin’s NGO audit, Laura Bush crushing on C-SPAN, evil Krusty the Clown, and sleeping Valdosta raccoons. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian is back from a two-week road trip, and unfortunately he’s a golf guy now. After driving 14 hours straight into the studio, Brian and Justin clear the abandoned Bones Q&A, then unpack American Pride in Mobile, an empty zoo-water-park-roller-coaster, father-daughter freestyle battles, a surprise family-reunion magic show, and a robot-built guide for getting Brian’s daughters to tolerate robots. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian is banned from doing content, so OhDoctah steps in to debate Sydney Sweeney, roast Supergirl, explain Black Gritty, and watch World Cup tourists discover free refills, Texas Roadhouse, and America. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian has kept his mouth shut for three days, which can only mean one thing: it is finally time to discuss Toy Story 5 and the shockingly loaded mechanics of a potty-training device named Smarty Pants. Justin and Brian also get into Supergirl, Captain Marvel amnesia, DragonCon uncertainty, Brian’s Defcon/social-engineering gauntlet, Madison Square Garden getting hacked, and the dawning realization that the future is just scams at scale. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!