Dick Spritz • Trashy Bins • Women’s Favorite Porn Categories • Granny Burlesque • Keto Crotch • Birth Control Cost Controversy • Queer Eye Guys Step Up for Disowned Lesbian • “Sexist” Toddler Photo??

Third Gender Emojis • Delivery Driver Jailed for Flashing • GoPro for Penis • Breastfeeding Men? • Early Birds Better in Bed? • 104-Year Old Woman’s Fantasy • Naked Sh*t Show • Hitler Makeup?? • NY and Feds FINALLY act on important issue

Indecent Proposal • Top Sexual Fantasies • McDonald’s, Booze and Barcelona • Nasty Nose Fetish • Sperm Stealer • Sex Toy In Memoriam • Holiday Threesome • Ex-Olympian Sparks Transgender Controversy • “Simpsons” Producers Pull Episode • Cookie Assault • Faux Cocaine

Sex Toys for Mother’s Day? • Female “Full Monty” • Food-Free Wedding • Woman Transforms into Human Dragon • Britain’s Biggest Boobs • Toddler Tattoos • The “next Bob Dylan” in deep trouble • Emma Thompson makes a stand

Organized Panty Thief • Well-Hung Lion Toy • Sexbots Stop Straying • Fake Pube Body Suits • Sex Dream Meanings • Bed Hog Sleep Solution • Officer’s Gun Stolen by Strippers • Revenge Porn Break-in • Man Faces Deportation for “Not Being Gay Enough” • Delta and Coke Blasted for “Creepy” Napkins

Grandpa Makeup Tutorial • Sex Goggles • Dog Finds Dildo Delivery • Sex Toy Prank Gone Bad • Sperm Print Fleece Fashion • Sex vs. Meditation • Men’s Most Hated Sex Phrases • “Anti-Natalist” Sues Parents • Goop: The TV Series

When an "L" gets kicked off an LGBTQ commission and pots are calling kettles blackface, new issues in a new "social world" get confusing. Oh, and there's also the usual GNS silliness...

Horrifying Baby Cake • Lorena Bobbit Tells All • Sports Fans Wave Penises • Dr. Wang Removes Balls • Snow Schlong • Sick Sandwich Delivery • Subway Three-way • Dating App Stalker • Sexbot Self-Awareness • Sexpert Promotes Teaching 8-Year-Olds About Porn and Masturbation

Sexist Graffiti • Masturbation Homework • Massage Therapist Confessions •“Fifty Shades” Author is Back • Candyman Sex Parties • Promoting Porn Habits • • Tinder “References” Profile Goes Viral • What’s the Eggplant Emoji? • Breastfeeding Mom Strikes Back

Colleen finally fixes her "palm-poking problem," the gals tackle a host of issues surrounding sex from the people who have it, to those who want it and all the others that get it in very weird ways...