The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Riddick! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world because of silver eyes in space dudes!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Crying Game! Beware dicks!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ghost Ship. There is a demon that is making bad shit happen on this ship because of reasons and stuff.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Velvet? David Fucking Lynch and a gd monkey watch Blue Velvet in the multiverse!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie! Time Travel Fun Time yet again, again with Turtles!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. This movie is reverse-lit af son! So double get them knives out!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning. In this movie, the old guns barely show up to kick some ass in front of the young guns!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cruising. An epic fucking film that has many problems, but you should give it a chance you leather boys and girls.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Buffy The Vampire Slayer. A pretty fun movie and it sure is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS! Give it a watch son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Butterfly Effect! This movie has a star ASSHAT KUSHNER, but it's also pretty good for being an average film, but there's not enough nudity for my refined taste!