The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Avengers. This movie is the movie that made 1000 fanboys cum in their pants. Shit gets real.

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E12 (All Shook Up).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Kung Fury. This movie is like if baby Jesus got a blow job from a kung fu master and shit this movie out.

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E11 (Honeymoon in Metropolis).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Old. Old is about beaches and magnets fist fucking us in the only way they know how... Old!

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E10 (Pheromone, My Lovely).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Butterfly Effect 2! This movie doesn't star ASSHAT KUSHNER, so that's a bonus, but it's also pretty good for being a shitty sequel to an average film, but there's not enough nudity for my refined taste!

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E09 (The Man of Steel Bars).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ruins. Some chumps go looking for other chumps in an old Mexican(possibly) temple, and some killer weeds are trying to kill people or some shit!?

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E08 (The Green, Green Glow of Home).