The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Jason X. This movie is epic, it's also a bit of fresh air too. Balls deep in space bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Death Day. This movie is fun, the girl has the look and it's also a bit of fresh air too for the horror genre. Balls deep bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape. This movie is a fun enough and well-made film that kind of skirts the real film's story but changes it up for kids. The jokes were funny, but too many hot dogs.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eyes Wide Shut. This movie is about a guy named Tommy and he is a doctor and he has a hot wife and feels titties every day and everything is great until it's not. EYES... WIDE... Shut!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Velvet Buzzsaw. This movie is fun... really fucking fun, but it's over so suck it, bitches! HAHAHA

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Room. This movie is some depressing shit, but still pretty great. Give it a watch.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010). This movie is boring, but after New NIghtmare, they had to do something! Too bad it was a shoddy remake of the original. They had a chance to do some cool ass shit, but fuck it!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Victim of Beauty. The recounting of a terrible crime that wracked a family and galvanized police in South Carolina in the 1980s. Jeri Fucking Ryan is in this!

ALSO KNOWN AS - Nightmare in Columbia County & Victim of Beauty: The Dawn Smith Story

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Scooby-Doo! Haunted Hollywood. This movie is fun enough and well-made film. The jokes were funny, but I had no idea what was going on for most of it! hahaha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches What Did Jack Do? David fucking Lynch and a gd monkey!