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Green Cows Don't Fly
By Green CowComedy
Green Cows Don't Fly episodes
- Chapter 5 The Mysterious Mystical Dragon MapThe mysterious and scary looking Faybreeze arrives, and she’s brought an essential item every quest needs. Nobody rip it up, please. And who released the microscopically small dragons? Tune into episode 5 to find out who is sporting a scary combover.24 min
- Chapter 4. Revelations and Apparitions.
Grandolf is a bit reluctant to go on this quest to save the world. After all he has better things to do. Just then, a very important visitor arrives through the rift in space time continuum. And the visitor is scary.
22 min - Chapter 3. Saving Humanity
Grandolf is back, and he hasn't got rid if his new friend, Bob the hologram, yet. Is Bob still drunk? For those listeners who like fantasy, we give you: an otherworldly king with a silly name, who wants to invade earth but is too fat to fit through the rift in the space-time continuum which has an equally ridiculous name. Oh, and there's a quest to save humanity. By the way, hologram Bob likes to sing karaoke. ABBA are his fave.
Are B and Jon being followed by Russian spies? Maybe. Tune in to find out. But they probably aren't.
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28 min - Chapter 2. Drunk In The Attic
Drunk In The Attic
Exhausted from throwing dead Russians in his (talking) dumpster, Grandolf fetches a bottle of his homebrewed blackcurrant wine. But when he opens the bottle, he finds a mysterious device inside. Then something weird happens, actually, a whole load of weird stuff happens - you're just going to have to listen - and Grandolf is given the quest of a lifetime (the kind of quest a certain famous Hollywood actor might just be very envious of). Luckily, Grandolf has particular set of (useless) skills to help him succeed.And have you ever seen the face of someone famous in a cornflake? If you have and it was amazing, write to us at [email protected].
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27 min - Chapter 1. Out Back In The Car Park
AI (Artificial Intelligence, that is) has delivered the goods and the stage is set. Meet Grandolf, a disgraced actor, now owner of the All Evil Arms pub. Having been forced to give up a career in Hollywood (he had an argument with Sylvester Stallone), Grandolf has settled in a remote UK village for a quiet life, but out back in the carpark is a rubbish container. A very strange rubbish container.
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17 min - Green Cows Don't Fly - TrailerWelcome to the trailer for the Green Cows Don’t Fly podcast. Writers, B and Jon, have a grand vision to co-write the greatest genre mashup novel in literary history, but in a totally cutting edge way. Tune into episode one to find out more. Every week they meet in the Green Room Café to discuss the work in progress although in truth, they just want to stuff their faces with coffee and cake. Like all good authors, they get side-tracked (read: procrastinate), and instead of writing, they talk a lot, about a lot, and some of the time it’s actually coherent. For example, did you know the master of suspense was frightened of eggs? Well, there you are! Take that to your next dinner party and amaze everyone.Launching November '21 & Updated every Friday (the podcast, not the cows) because: Green Cows Don't Fly.
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4 min - Green Cows Don't Fly - Trailer #2
The the stage is almost set. The cows have got all their ducks in a row, and Green Cows Don't Fly is about to be launched. Listen every Friday as two lazy writers present their new fantasy / crime noir mash-up novel written by Artificial Intelligence and read by out of work computerised voiceover aritste, Brian.
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2 min - Green Cows Don't Fly - Trailer
Authors, B. and Jon are writing a book, however, a book with a difference. Well, they're not so much actually writing it themselves, as they've decided that might be too much like hard work. Instead, they've hit on the idea of giving a very special friend suggestions and prompts. It's the friend who's doing the hard graft. Every week all three meet up in the Green Room Café to review the latest chapter. The results can often be baffling, perplexing and sometimes even scary - but mostly they're just hilarious.
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Book Theme: https://bit.ly/3n2WzdT - xelementumign1s Pixabay
Art: https://pixabay.com/thejakesmith
4 min - Green Cows Don't Fly - Season 1 - TrailerWelcome to the trailer for the Green Cows Don’t Fly podcast. Writers, B and Jon, have a grand vision to co-write the greatest genre mashup novel in literary history, but in a totally cutting edge way. Tune into episode one to find out more. Every week they meet in the Green Room Café to discuss the work in progress although in truth, they just want to stuff their faces with coffee and cake. Like all good authors, they get side-tracked (read: procrastinate), and instead of writing, they talk a lot, about a lot, and some of the time it’s actually coherent. For example, did you know the master of suspense was frightened of eggs? Well, there you are! Take that to your next dinner party and amaze everyone.Launching in September and updated every Friday (the podcast, not the cows) because: Green Cows Don't Fly.4 min
About Green Cows Don't Fly
From the publisher's feed
Writers B. and Jon are writing a book. Well, actually, they're not. They've enlisted the help of A I to do it for them, because, why do the hard work if it can be avoided? Just give the A I some prompts and ideas, and voila, the chapters come flying in. Every week, they meet up in the Green Room Café to review the latest instalment of what is a High Fantasy / Crime Noir mash-up - The Quester's Guide To Saving It (The World, That Is) - Listen to a new chapter every week as the epic quest unfolds.
May contain very occasional mild swearing