Sika and John kick off 2026 debating whether John is a “smut king,” recapping a rainy LA week and reflecting on the one-year anniversary of the LA fires. John’s new house sparks a home décor chat, and they break down the grape-under-the-table New Year’s trend (Sika did it—and met her husband four months later). Plus: wildly different NYE energy levels, a heartfelt talk on family, boredom with RHOSLC and a new doc accusing Mary of cult leadership, and Drag Race is back—John wants the girls to bring it from episode one.