Rory tries his best to throw away a green jacket before pulling it back when it matters, Gather Round turns Adelaide into the centre of the AFL world, and over in the EPL it’s jitters for Arsenal and real trouble brewing for Spurs. Leeds crack United, West Ham pick up a big one, and Villa let it slip.

In Europe, Atlético land a blow on Barca, while in Scotland Hearts stay top and Aberdeen edge closer to trouble for Hibs. Falkirk corner dives into a tale of two halves — from sharp and in control to completely exposed after the break, with plenty to unpack ahead of the semi-final.

We check in on the NHL playoffs with the Penguins flying and McDavid putting up ridiculous numbers, admit we still don’t fully understand the NBA but will absolutely be watching it anyway, and pick out Hurricanes v Chiefs as one to watch.

Plus, a Raith fan takes a tumble, Paraguay delivers one of the most absurd goals you’ll ever see, and we round it out with a proper sickos pick.