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 The Boys Plus Jack are in the building—it’s Episode 300! Greenfield’s Finest Podcast hits a massive milestone this week, and Eagle Tits surprises the crew with a special gift to celebrate 300 episodes of chaos, laughs, and Pittsburgh pride. The gang looks back on six years of GFP—over 30,000 minutes of content—and dives into everything from Steelers heartbreak and weird Pittsburgh scanner calls to plastic surgery in Silicon Valley, Apple’s glitchy new update, and America’s cheese obsession. They recap the Steelers’ loss to Green Bay, look ahead to the Colts matchup, and debate how much cheese they really eat in a year. The guys also discuss a new study that says men should hang out with their friends twice a week, NASA’s confirmation of a new “mini moon,” and the latest breakthrough that could finally cure baldness. It’s a packed 300th episode full of laughs, wild news, and hometown nonsense—don’t miss this one! 

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This week on Greenfield’s Finest Podcast, the boys are back breaking down the Steelers loss to the Bengals. Mike Tomlin called out the Browns’ GM over that Joe Flacco trade. Broderick Jones made headlines after tackling his own Aaron Rodgers, Jerry Jones got fined for flipping off Jets fans (allegedly by accident), and NBC’s B1G SATURDAY banner had some... unfortunate placement.

In this week’s Pittsburgh Scanner Report, someone called 911 after taking 500mg of edibles, another guy got flashed on Wood Street, and the city’s gone so quiet that cops are handling parking complaints. The guys also talk about airlines charging to recline seats, China’s 24-hour traffic jam, Kim K not knowing what milk costs, Gen Z’s “rawdogging life” challenge, and a new study claiming masturbation might lower prostate cancer risk. A Pittsburgh teacher breaks a Steel Curtain record, MTV shuts down its music channels, and a 69-year-old grandpa literally commits a crime just to hang out with his grandson in prison.

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It’s the Greenfield’s Finest Podcast 300th Episode Celebration! 🎉 To gear up for the big milestone, the boys are taking a trip down memory lane — from the wild days at Idiot Radio with Todd to the chaos of the new studio and everything in between.

This compilation is packed with classic GFP moments: Z-Bird’s accidental texts, Jack’s puffy nips and cold plunges, Kenny’s legendary first call and questionable “jerk” demo, the unforgettable live shows, voicemails from the vault, and some of the best stories ever told on the pod — from poop mishaps to celebrity scandals. Whether you’ve been rocking with the guys since day one or you’re new to the madness, this is the ultimate GFP time capsule leading up to Episode 300!

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TIME CODES:

00:00:50 - Jack's A Handy Man

00:02:13 - Vinny Chooch Intro

00:02:20 - Last Episode at Idiot Radio with Todd/The Storm of the Century

00:06:21 - Kordell Stewart/Schenley Park

00:10:43 - Nelly Loses 300k Duffel Bag

00:17:58 - Kanye West Pete Davidson Diss Track 

00:19:50 - MGK & Megan Fox Get Married

00:22:53 - GFP Measuring Contest

00:25:12 - Goodbye To Todd

00:27:39 - New Studio/Frick Park Bridge Collapse

00:33:46 - Tom Brady Retirement

00:37:35 - Kanye Spreads Rumors About Pete Davidson

00:41:01 - Jack's Back at the Gym/Mike McCarthy Podcast

00:45:57 - Brookline Sink Hole

00:47:11 - Jack's Puffy Nips

00:48:04 - Jack Responds to Slander

00:50:41 - Our First Voicemail

00:58:31 - BREAK

01:00:40 - Polish Hill Kenny's First Call & Other Voicemails

01:11:10 - Jack Challenges Kenny to a Nip Off

01:16:39 - Donnie Iris & Bill Crawford

01:18:15 - Big Gritty Welsh & Upcoming Live Show

01:20:07 - Z-Birds First Comedy Special/The Boys First Time Inside WDVE

01:31:19 - GFP Live Show

01:33:52 - Origin of Gritty Welsh

01:34:55 - Z-Bird & Jack Poop Their Pants

01:38:11 - Z-Bird Sends Accidental Text To Jack

01:40:06 - The Speed of Load

01:42:05 - Jack's Doing Aerobics

01:45:49 - Jack vs Kenny Nip Off

01:47:26 - Live Show Retrospective

02:03:42 - Jack Tries Cold Plunging

02:08:21 - Scuba Steve Calls In

02:11:10 - The Rock Films Himself Doing A "Good Deed"

02:14:19 - 19 Year Old Proposes to 76 Year Old Billionaire Girlfriend 

02:19:04 - Can Your Lady Fart In Front Of You?

02:19:14 - BREAK

02:20:03 - Rather Be Boofing T-Shirt

02:22:07 - Kenny Shows Us How To Jerk

02:23:36 - Kenny's 1st Episode

02:28:18 - AB Calls Matt Canada Hitler

02:31:56 - 10 Year Old In Brookline Steals Bobcat

02:32:55 - Episode 200

02:38:41 - No Nut November

02:40:30 - Baby LJ

02:41:45 - Caleb Williams Crying After Game

02:45:06 - Over Circumsized

02:47:49 - Yosh vs Kenny Cage Fight Saga

03:11:49 - BREAK

03:14:58 - Booger Eaters & More Voicemails

03:26:37 - Plane Fats & The Stench Squad

03:36:11 - Stolen AC

03;39;42 - 1800DDASH

03:42:59 - What Would Greenfield Do?

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The Steelers might’ve had a bye week, but the rest of the AFC North sure didn’t — and it wasn’t pretty. The guys talk Joey Porter Jr.’s return, Trevor Lawrence’s wild 4th quarter play, and all the chaos from the Pittsburgh Scanner: dice games in Market Square, a brawl threat at Pamela’s, and a Carrick mom who caught her son “shaboinking” during school hours.

Then it’s onto Corndick of the Week with LeBron’s fake retirement tease, Diddy’s prison sentence, and a woman who faked an active shooter just to “trauma bond” with her coworkers. They wrap it up with wild headlines — a couple divorcing after catfishing each other, a new bone-healing glue from China, Shaq clapping back at dating rumors, and Little Caesars offering free pizza to the homeless. Plus, the boys debate bad guy names, worst movie endings, and which horror villain they could actually survive.

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The Steelers pulled off a nail-biter in Dublin, topping the Vikings 24–21, but not without some drama — third-string QB Skylar Thompson was jumped and robbed on Friday night, and injuries to Jalen Ramsey and Calvin Austin II could spell trouble heading into the bye week. We also check in on the wild Clemente Wall court case, where the fan who fell 21 feet at PNC Park showed up to support his buddy facing charges. And of course, the Pittsburgh Scanner delivers: mooning neighbors, weed-smoking grandmas, lemonade kids with “guns,” and a porch visit that turned out to be just a friend.

From Tai Lopez’s alleged $112M Ponzi scheme to the arrest of “Penis Man,” Kanye’s unhinged betrayal list, and a Jimmy Dean sausage recall for wood splinters (yes, really), this one is stacked. We’ve got fart stories from Arnold, Cardi B’s wisdom on “favorite eaters,” and even a guy dressed as Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore tackling the 18-18-18 golf challenge. Toss in the world’s fastest 100-meter sprint on all fours, landlord IP theft, and a grandma tossing coins in a jet engine — and you’ve got a perfect Greenfield’s Finest mix of football, chaos, and pure nonsense.

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The Steelers take down the Patriots 21–14, but the real test is coming next week when they head to Dublin to face the Vikings. We get into Terry Bradshaw throwing shade at Tomlin, Najee Harris’ scary injury, and why the Steelers might still have a shot. Plus, we look back at the Pittsburgh man who thought lemon juice would make him invisible during a bank robbery (spoiler: it didn’t) and run through another wild batch of Pittsburgh Scanner calls—foot chases, stingy weed-smoking kids, and some questionable downtown “tours.”

From a school employee selling 11 lawnmowers on Facebook Marketplace, to a bus driver threatening to “cook” kids with the heater, to Samsung putting ads on your fridge—this episode has it all. We dive into LA Comic-Con’s creepy Stan Lee hologram, TikTok Rapture predictions, and a horse-sized Reddit confession that had us crying. Brother in Arms brings exploding toilets, a Brazilian student who partied four days with a bullet in his head, and the sad tale of a guy who just wanted a massage.

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This week on Greenfield’s Finest Podcast we’ve got special guest comedian Matt Light hanging with the boys. Z-Bird breaks down his week of standup and Burgh Bus chaos before we dive into the Steelers’ loss to the Seahawks, James Harrison being spotted riding the escalator like a regular Yinzer, and why social media is ruining player comradery. We also take a detour into Danny DeVito’s wild coke story about Arnold Schwarzenegger, and—because we’re mature adults—reminisce about seeing our first boobs on TV and figuring out the art of “self-discovery.” Oh, and in peak Pittsburgh fashion, someone on Craigslist is offering cash for a wedding crasher armed with eggs.

From there we hit Corndick of the Week, with Tom Brady announcing his big comeback—not to the NFL, but to a flag football tournament in Saudi Arabia featuring Gronk, Tyreek Hill, Saquon Barkley, and Kevin Hart hosting. In Brother in Arms, we look back at a Florida man who survived a hang gliding nightmare after realizing mid-air he wasn’t strapped in. We also break down a Publishers Clearing House winner getting cut off after cashing $3 million, a Disneyland firework gone wrong, and MrBeast taking a gut punch from Mike Tyson. As always, we wrap with “What Would Greenfield Do?”—like who’d crush a tough mudder, biggest celebs we’ve met, and what Pittsburgh really needs.

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The boys are back and riding high after the Steelers edged out the Jets 34–32 on a 60-yard Boswell kick. Rodgers had some spicy words for his old team, we’re talking predictions for the Seahawks matchup, and Pittsburgh got a little less golden with the WDVE sign coming down. Over on the scanner, raccoons are risking it all on the power lines, a Home Depot bathroom beatdown broke out, and two guys in East Liberty almost stripped down mid-argument.

Then it’s time for Corn Dick of the Week—featuring an “anal rail gun” MRI mishap, a drunk Canadian joyriding in a Barbie Jeep, Tuco from Breaking Bad getting arrested, and a college football player who thought mom and dad’s checkbook would cover a $270K boat robbery. Plus, we break down the survey that says Rogan listeners are officially a dating red flag. Brother in Arms brings Druski in white face at NASCAR, a breakdancing tax protestor, Japan’s robo-suits for the elderly, and one wholesome tennis ball handoff. We wrap it up with Gear Grinders and “What Would Greenfield Do?”—mascot suits, mystery drinks, and the eternal Pittsburgh battle: potholes or snow shoveling.

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The boys are back and Z-Bird is celebrating a huge milestone—10 years sober! John even surprised him with a Cameo from undercover legend Joe Pistone, aka Donnie Brasco. From there, it’s all Pittsburgh chaos: Kennywood’s 21+ nights are officially canceled after too many fights, parents and kids are brawling outside Clayton Academy, a crossing guard calls in about a kid refusing school, and someone in Larimer needs the cops to kick their grass guy off the lawn.

Then it’s on to the wild stuff: a Polish millionaire steals a hat from a kid at a tennis match, Will Smith fakes his crowds with A.I., and Rampage Jackson’s son Raja goes off-script at a wrestling show, breaking a guy’s jaw. Brother in Arms brings us dating drama with 9 kids, cops apologizing for clowning on adult toys, The Rock slimming down into “The Pebble,” and a German dude who somehow kept a WWII tank in his basement. The boys wrap things up with Gear Grinders and some big “What Would Greenfield Do?” hypotheticals, like stealing autographs from kids, saving your top three items in an explosion, and bringing back a long-lost Pittsburgh bar for one more week.

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We know a lot of you count on having new episodes ready for your morning commute, and with the new setup our Wednesday release time has been a little all over the place. To fix that, we’re going to keep filming Tuesday nights, but starting now episodes will drop every Thursday at 6 AM sharp. This gives Eagle Tits more time to polish things up and guarantees the show comes out consistently on time every week. We appreciate you rolling with us and we think you’ll enjoy the steady schedule moving forward.