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The Steelers took a tough playoff loss to the Bucs, but rookie Will Howard is winning hearts by turning down big-money endorsements to focus on proving himself in Pittsburgh. Meanwhile, the South Side’s biggest clock got a fresh Iron City makeover, and the scanner was busy as ever with pantsless drunks, watermelon heists, and people trying to collect paychecks from jobs they don’t have.

From Putin’s poop suitcase to a woman finally saying “yes” after 43 proposals, we dive into some truly bizarre headlines. The guys debate Howard Stern’s infamous “Buttaface Contest,” laugh about Tommy Fleetwood’s lucky fly assist, and react to Sydney Sweeney’s Super Bowl promise, Jamie Lee Curtis’ internet-breaking video, and a woman who pooped her way into United Airlines history. Plus, the fellas close things out with Brother in Arms, Gear Grinders, and the always-chaotic “What Would Greenfield Do?”

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The boys are in the building! The Steelers took down the Jaguars 31-25 in the preseason, but the real jaw-dropper was Jags kicker Cam Little booting a 70-yard field goal—the longest in preseason history. We’re breaking down Will Howard’s busted pinky, the All-American Rejects throwing a surprise concert at a Robinson Sheetz, and the mysterious “Dormont Samurai” strutting around with a sword, shield, and cape. Plus, Pittsburgh Scanner gold: exploding oxygen tanks in Carrick, porch pirates swiping doorbells, and egg assaults in the Hill District.

From there, it’s a full-on Corndick buffet—Heinz rolling out a ketchup smoothie, “breast milk” ice cream selling out instantly, and a Denmark zoo stocking up on rabbits, ponies, and guinea pigs for their lions. We’ve also got a radioactive wasp nest, dildo-smuggling crypto bros, parents ditching their kid at an airport, and some Brother in Arms wins: UFC’s massive Paramount+ deal, Gary Sinise taking 1,000 kids of fallen soldiers to Disneyland, and the Beer Mile world record. We close it out with Gear Grinders and the big questions—grossest thing you’ve seen on a plane, weird food combos that might actually work, and would you rather walk into a room with your own theme song or a laugh track? All that and more on this week's episode of Greenfield's Finest Podcast!

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The boys are back in the bar! Steelers preseason kicks off Saturday night against the Jaguars—are we finally gonna see some sparks fly? Meanwhile, Mario Lemieux and his crew are trying to buy back the Penguins, but their $1 billion bid might not be enough. Over in Penn Hills, someone hit the jackpot with a million-dollar scratch-off at the Giant Eagle on Frankstown Road.

The Pittsburgh Scanner was hot this week: a crate of ammo found in a dumpster, drivers throwing hands at a red light, a driveway hooker standoff, and a guy crushing beers in his truck while screaming at pedestrians. Elsewhere, doctors in Scotland are begging men to stop Botoxing their junk, Denmark's zoo wants your old pets to feed their lions, Jake Paul is suing people for calling his fights fake, and TSA had to remind folks not to hide turtles in their bras. England’s shrimp are on cocaine, a naked man wins $12K after getting caught on Google Street View, and someone tossed another giant green rubber dong onto the court at a WNBA game. All that and more on this week's episode of Greenfield's Finest Podcast!

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This week on the podcast, the boys are fired up—Happy Gilmore 2 just dropped on Netflix, and Steeler Training Camp is in full swing. The team cut Cordarrelle Patterson, and Tomlin’s doing damage control. Back in the ‘Burgh, we’ve got a hill-climber on McKnight Road, lemonade entrepreneurs triggering Squirrel Hill snitches, and one local Brother In Arms who held a stranger’s hand after a crash until paramedics got there. Also, we give props to the first class of Pittsburgh’s Walk of Fame—and yes, we have thoughts on who should’ve made the cut.

Then it's time for the chaos: A Philly fan gets caught flickin’ the bean at Yankee Stadium, a pastor scams $3.4 million “because God told him to,” and A.I. is making LeBron pregnant (seriously). We debate if Mario and Peach are just “really good friends,” if we’d trust a porn site with our ID, and whether a boss’s coffee cup test makes him a genius or a corndick. Big shoutout to our Big Dick Tier members for keeping the lights on.

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This week on Greenfield’s Finest Podcast, T.J. Watt secures a massive contract, J.J. Watt pretends he’s not jealous, and the Steelers drop some slick 1933 throwback uniforms. Meanwhile, the Pirates celebrate Mac Miller Night by getting blown out and officially becoming a losing franchise—cheers to history! Over on the scanner, someone’s smoking mystery cigs off the ground in Oakland, another person’s porch gun mysteriously vanishes, and a Liberty Ave lunatic is caught cold-clockin’ strangers downtown. Oh, and if you left your gym bag and your gun at Bar Louie—don’t worry, the staff found both.

We also dive into a Florida woman who bear maced a driver over a chicken, a Barbie-obsessed woman dropping six figures on plastic surgery, and monks in Thailand getting seduced and blackmailed out of millions. A firefighter floods a baseball field over a rogue foul ball, a union boss racks up strip club charges, and somehow Area 51 is still killing people with invisible diseases. Add in haunted dolls, skydiver disasters, and a grandma running a massive coke empire—and you’ve got yourself one hell of an episode of Greenfield's finest podcast.

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This week the guys are back with some of the wildest stuff happening around Pittsburgh—and way beyond. From a dude in Mt. Oliver getting yeeted right off a bus, to someone in Knoxville skinny dipping where they definitely shouldn’t be, it’s just another week in Pittsburgh

They also get into a Florida Man who stole a tour train on meth because it was his birthday, Amazon burying a poor woman’s house in car seat covers, and a cheese so expensive and moldy you’d have to mortgage your house to try it. There’s naked bowling making a comeback, pilots who can’t hold in their farts, and a beekeeper who unleashed his swarm of bees on the cops during a traffic stop. Oh, and if you ever wondered what it’d take to rescue a deer from shark-infested waves, we’ve got that covered too.

Grab a drink, pull up a chair, and hang out—this one’s all over the map in the best way possible.

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The boys are back. In a NEW building this week, and they’re bringing all the chaos with them. They kick things off with a wild recap of the 4th of July—Joey Chestnut crushed another hot dog contest, Pittsburgh had its share of firework fails, and someone even sent in a video of a guy celebrating the holiday way too hard. Eagle Tits finally watched The Godfather, and we’ve got an update on the drama surrounding Tim and Cheryl’s Bucco Board message saga. Plus, Pittsburgh Scanner delivers again with collapsing stairs, missing bar regulars, and a mystery robot dog on someone’s porch.

In the news, Diddy beat the big charges but still faces years behind bars, Rush Hour gets a content warning, and exploding birds in California have everyone confused. The fellas debate eyelash trimming for dudes, Paris Hilton’s earthquake mix-up, and whether they’d ride Kawasaki’s new four-legged robot horse. We also talk Chuck E. Cheese launching adult arcades, a guy leaving free beer on a street corner, and how guys are shaving their eyebrows to look more manly?

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The Steelers made a big move, trading Minkah Fitzpatrick and a 2027 fifth-rounder to the Dolphins for Jalen Ramsey, Jonnu Smith, and a 2027 seventh-round pick—we break down who won the deal. At a Pirates game, someone paid to put “Cheryl please take me back. I’m sorry I kissed ur sister. -Tim” on the Bucco Billboard, and now we’re asking: what would you put up there? Also, Beaver County has a full-on nudist resort called White Thorn Lodge that’s been hosting a naked volleyball tournament for 50 years. And yeah, someone in Squirrel Hill was trying to fistfight strangers in the street just for sport.

In Lawrenceville, a shirtless guy stole a postal truck and started throwing mail out to people. Corndick of the Week goes to the guy who won $5 million in the lottery, didn’t have ID, and had his girlfriend cash the ticket… who then took the money and ghosted him. We also talk about the dude who got his amputated leg cooked into tacos for his friends, and how Mad Dog 20/20 is now being sold in cans. Ric Flair allegedly keeps getting kicked out of Tampa bars for getting drunk and crapping himself, and somehow we end up talking about Beijing Bikinis, lie detector relationship tests, and an orangutan who used to escape his zoo enclosure just to throw rocks at another ape.

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This week on Greenfield’s Finest, Z-Bird hits the stage at the DVE Comedy Fest and Pittsburgh gets absolutely roasted by a brutal heat wave. But don’t worry, the chaos doesn’t stop there — we’ve got another wild batch of Pittsburgh Scanner calls featuring pool fights, crack fundraisers with a twist, and the pettiest ex of all time.

Diddy’s bizarre basketball-themed roleplay, angry grandpas launching citrus, airborne cars in Missouri, and a Sam’s Club pisser who claims innocence. Plus, Ozzy Osbourne wants you to clone him with his DNA-infused Liquid Death cans, and Joey Chestnut is back to dominate the Fourth of July.

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The U.S. Open was at Oakmont this week, where the greens were brutal and the pros were humbled. In Steelers news, DeShon Elliott locks in a new deal, T.J. Watt plays contract hardball, and Antonio Brown finds himself in serious legal trouble involving an alleged shooting. Meanwhile, our Pittsburgh Scanner segment delivers pure local gold, from frosty disputes to boot-wearing nudists roaming Coraopolis.

A man strolls into court wearing a “World’s Best Farter” shirt, Bonnie Blue’s controversial OnlyFans saga hits a bizarre new level, and a South Carolina woman finds her ex secretly squatting in her attic. We’ve also got voicemails, viral clips, Z-Bird’s vomit clock find, and our Brother in Arms segment featuring Pope Leo and a beefy kicker turning heads. You won’t want to miss a second of this week’s chaos – call in, tune in, and laugh along.

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