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The boys are back after a snowy Pittsburgh week where the plows were missing, cars were sliding, and chaos felt inevitable. We break down the Steelers’ solid 28–15 win over the Dolphins, then dive straight into the Pittsburgh Scanner with bootleg Steelers merch being sold out of a box truck downtown and a legendary Burger King moment on East Carson involving flying cheeseburgers.

Corndick of the Week delivers peak nonsense, from a DoorDash driver caught pepper-spraying someone’s food “because of a spider,” to In-N-Out retiring order number 67, NASCAR executives roasting their own fans in leaked texts, and Michael Jordan taking the whole sport to court. Brother in Arms brings everything from a naked guy working out at Planet Fitness, 50 Cent choosing ABC so inmates can watch his Diddy takes, GameStop accepting taxidermy animals for store credit, and Andy Dick doing Andy Dick things. We wrap it all up with Gear Grinders and some truly unhinged What Would Greenfield Do questions, including Bitcoin vs lottery tickets and the most cursed poop math you’ve ever heard.

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We’re back after a week off, and the boys kick things off by catching up on Thanksgiving, football misery, and why Steelers fans were booing during “Renegade.” We break down the loss to the Bills, the bounce-back win over the Ravens, Tomlin addressing the “Fire Tomlin!” chants. Then it’s on to this week’s matchup with the Dolphins before diving head-first into a brand-new batch of Pittsburgh Scanner insanity—featuring a cone-headed pedestrian, a mailman menaced by a raccoon, and a full-blown liquor-store raccoon blackout.

From there we roll into Corndick of the Week: Kim K’s low-activity brain scan, Tokyo’s smart toilets that forgot how to flush, Ric Flair accusing Hulk Hogan of dying from street drugs, Oxford naming “rage bait” the term of the year, and Tara Reid claiming she was drugged after a rough night at a hotel bar. Then, in Brother in Arms, we cover everything from the world’s biggest fossilized Viking turd to the oldest “your mom” joke, Dick Van Dyke turning 100, and one Texas man who celebrated his divorce with giant glitter signs on his lawn.

After a quick break we hit Gear Grinders, then wrap it up with “What Would Greenfield Do?”—from Black Friday war stories to the drinking games everyone should know.

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The boys were shoveling snow this week so her is a compilation.

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This week on Greenfield’s Finest Podcast, the boys break down the Steelers’ 28–31 loss to the Bears, Ja’Marr Chase’s spit-gate apology to Jalen Ramsey, and a fully furnished “homeless mansion” popping up on 2nd Ave with actual hours of operation. Then it’s another wild run through the Pittsburgh Scanner featuring a guy on Carson who thinks he pissed off the mafia, kids in a parking garage blasting passing cars with a fire extinguisher, and a Hill District caller convinced Putin has her under surveillance.

In Corndick of the Week, the guys get into the Brazilian influencer divorcing herself, a repeat bank robber trying to hit the same exact bank nine years later, a message-in-a-bottle that came back with a hate-mail letter, and three dudes in Algeria caught sneaking onto a ship disguised as sheep. Brother in Arms brings a feel-good throwback with 20,000 bikers riding for a terminally ill kid, plus a Spokane man who stole a bus just to run the route—and actually did a decent job. They close it out with Gear Grinders and What Would Greenfield Do, debating Thanksgiving pies, holiday tweaks, and whether real men go over the waistband or use the fly at the urinal.

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This week on Greenfield’s Finest Podcast, the boys are back with a loaded episode! Mike talks about hosting Impractical Jokers’ Joe Gatto at the Pittsburgh Improv, while the crew breaks down the Steelers’ rollercoaster 2 weekS — a win over the Colts, a loss to the Chargers, and a roster shake-up that sent fan-favorite Beanie Bishop packing. They also weigh in on George Pickens’ taunting penalty, Jayden Daniels’ gnarly elbow injury, and Antonio Brown’s latest headline-grabbing arrest.

Over in the ‘Burgh, College GameDay’s rolling into town, the Mon Incline went full “Die Hard rescue mission,” and the Pittsburgh Scanner is absolutely unhinged — naked greeters, mooning neighbors, and a dude with an axe in the Strip. The guys also roast TikTok’s “onion feet” trend, discuss Leslie Jones calling out Tony Hinchcliffe, and say goodbye to Ridiculousness after 14 years. Stick around for Brother in Arms and What Would Greenfield Do? — where the boys debate Christmas decorations, old wives’ tales, and the most overrated beer on the market.

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This week we have a compilation for you from 21 past episodes.

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 The Boys Plus Jack are in the building—it’s Episode 300! Greenfield’s Finest Podcast hits a massive milestone this week, and Eagle Tits surprises the crew with a special gift to celebrate 300 episodes of chaos, laughs, and Pittsburgh pride. The gang looks back on six years of GFP—over 30,000 minutes of content—and dives into everything from Steelers heartbreak and weird Pittsburgh scanner calls to plastic surgery in Silicon Valley, Apple’s glitchy new update, and America’s cheese obsession. They recap the Steelers’ loss to Green Bay, look ahead to the Colts matchup, and debate how much cheese they really eat in a year. The guys also discuss a new study that says men should hang out with their friends twice a week, NASA’s confirmation of a new “mini moon,” and the latest breakthrough that could finally cure baldness. It’s a packed 300th episode full of laughs, wild news, and hometown nonsense—don’t miss this one! 

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This week on Greenfield’s Finest Podcast, the boys are back breaking down the Steelers loss to the Bengals. Mike Tomlin called out the Browns’ GM over that Joe Flacco trade. Broderick Jones made headlines after tackling his own Aaron Rodgers, Jerry Jones got fined for flipping off Jets fans (allegedly by accident), and NBC’s B1G SATURDAY banner had some... unfortunate placement.

In this week’s Pittsburgh Scanner Report, someone called 911 after taking 500mg of edibles, another guy got flashed on Wood Street, and the city’s gone so quiet that cops are handling parking complaints. The guys also talk about airlines charging to recline seats, China’s 24-hour traffic jam, Kim K not knowing what milk costs, Gen Z’s “rawdogging life” challenge, and a new study claiming masturbation might lower prostate cancer risk. A Pittsburgh teacher breaks a Steel Curtain record, MTV shuts down its music channels, and a 69-year-old grandpa literally commits a crime just to hang out with his grandson in prison.

All that and more on this week's episode of Greenfield's Finest Podcast!

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It’s the Greenfield’s Finest Podcast 300th Episode Celebration! 🎉 To gear up for the big milestone, the boys are taking a trip down memory lane — from the wild days at Idiot Radio with Todd to the chaos of the new studio and everything in between.

This compilation is packed with classic GFP moments: Z-Bird’s accidental texts, Jack’s puffy nips and cold plunges, Kenny’s legendary first call and questionable “jerk” demo, the unforgettable live shows, voicemails from the vault, and some of the best stories ever told on the pod — from poop mishaps to celebrity scandals. Whether you’ve been rocking with the guys since day one or you’re new to the madness, this is the ultimate GFP time capsule leading up to Episode 300!

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TIME CODES:

00:00:50 - Jack's A Handy Man

00:02:13 - Vinny Chooch Intro

00:02:20 - Last Episode at Idiot Radio with Todd/The Storm of the Century

00:06:21 - Kordell Stewart/Schenley Park

00:10:43 - Nelly Loses 300k Duffel Bag

00:17:58 - Kanye West Pete Davidson Diss Track 

00:19:50 - MGK & Megan Fox Get Married

00:22:53 - GFP Measuring Contest

00:25:12 - Goodbye To Todd

00:27:39 - New Studio/Frick Park Bridge Collapse

00:33:46 - Tom Brady Retirement

00:37:35 - Kanye Spreads Rumors About Pete Davidson

00:41:01 - Jack's Back at the Gym/Mike McCarthy Podcast

00:45:57 - Brookline Sink Hole

00:47:11 - Jack's Puffy Nips

00:48:04 - Jack Responds to Slander

00:50:41 - Our First Voicemail

00:58:31 - BREAK

01:00:40 - Polish Hill Kenny's First Call & Other Voicemails

01:11:10 - Jack Challenges Kenny to a Nip Off

01:16:39 - Donnie Iris & Bill Crawford

01:18:15 - Big Gritty Welsh & Upcoming Live Show

01:20:07 - Z-Birds First Comedy Special/The Boys First Time Inside WDVE

01:31:19 - GFP Live Show

01:33:52 - Origin of Gritty Welsh

01:34:55 - Z-Bird & Jack Poop Their Pants

01:38:11 - Z-Bird Sends Accidental Text To Jack

01:40:06 - The Speed of Load

01:42:05 - Jack's Doing Aerobics

01:45:49 - Jack vs Kenny Nip Off

01:47:26 - Live Show Retrospective

02:03:42 - Jack Tries Cold Plunging

02:08:21 - Scuba Steve Calls In

02:11:10 - The Rock Films Himself Doing A "Good Deed"

02:14:19 - 19 Year Old Proposes to 76 Year Old Billionaire Girlfriend 

02:19:04 - Can Your Lady Fart In Front Of You?

02:19:14 - BREAK

02:20:03 - Rather Be Boofing T-Shirt

02:22:07 - Kenny Shows Us How To Jerk

02:23:36 - Kenny's 1st Episode

02:28:18 - AB Calls Matt Canada Hitler

02:31:56 - 10 Year Old In Brookline Steals Bobcat

02:32:55 - Episode 200

02:38:41 - No Nut November

02:40:30 - Baby LJ

02:41:45 - Caleb Williams Crying After Game

02:45:06 - Over Circumsized

02:47:49 - Yosh vs Kenny Cage Fight Saga

03:11:49 - BREAK

03:14:58 - Booger Eaters & More Voicemails

03:26:37 - Plane Fats & The Stench Squad

03:36:11 - Stolen AC

03;39;42 - 1800DDASH

03:42:59 - What Would Greenfield Do?