Best opening segment ever.

I don’t have much of a silly stream of consciousness description for this episode.  We talk about Lil Nas X’s “Montero (Call Me By Your Name)” and it just kinda turns into a frank discussion of sexuality, racism, and religion.  It’s pretty cool.

I mean, it does get wacky, and Matt does something that he thinks is pretty funny, so look out for that, too.  There are MINOR GRIPES AND A CONSTERNATION STATION!

Music by Supafly Arturo!  Find him @topcatyo on Twitter!

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Matt doesn’t know his lefts and rights, but he does remember a pun name for Grep this week!  Structural integrity of food.  Garrett looks great.  Comparing hairs.  Calling out my ex’s name on the podcast.  “Let’s rank ‘em”  Everything is weird and dumb.  Garrett is disturbed by Matt’s intrusive thoughts.

Gaming corner.  Maple story.  NBA 2k21.  The guy from the Wire is the guy from Community is the guy from NBA 2k21.  The romantic comedy that is my basketball career.  Dropping in a hard drive.  Speedrunning while literally on fire.  Gravity badgers is a 10/10

Putting our friendship to the test.  A Big Issue.  Calm down, Millenials, for real.  The worst rap of all time.  Matt breaks down the ethics and practices of the rap game.  Dr. Seuss was not cancelled, and you’re stupid if you think he was.  He was a piece of crap, though.

Minor gripes.  Hockey fans are the worst.  Matt explains the importance of practice.  Helping marginalized groups and growing a sport where it needs help is woke, apparently, and no one should like it.  Mixing up my friends.  Woops.  Save your legos.  A covfefe moment.

Consternation station.  Caught in a time loop.  I’m from the Midwest.  Or am I?

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Music theory.  That one song by that one band, ya know? That one.  How do you breathe?  Don’t be a smart alec on facebook.  Snow is irritating, and shoveling it will kill me.  Garrett nearly dies.  The anti-handyman.  The importance of a balanced loadout.  An absolute banger of a consternation station.  Making heads or tails out of something Matt heard out of context.  Breaking down the Nintendo Direct.

I don’t know how to talk about women.  Awkward high school parties.

Taking a political compass test, and Matt is based as heck.  Ted Cruz is a pile of garbage, and anyone disputing that is insane.  Talking about Texas.

Aliens exist and we live in a simulation. Woaaahhhh.  A hard denim.  What makes a good paper towel?

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A new theme song! Thanks to @topcatyo on twitter! Letting an AI write the introductory remarks, and copping the new Garrett. He might be a robot  Asking Garrett how he’s doing and poisoning the well.  Everything is a bummer. We need a second Christmas. Turning to an old man and doing small talk.  Gimme that weather report. The Costanza Method.

Backhanded compliments? Matt has the weirdest conversations with people. Is he the common denominator? I mean, yeah, but surely it isn’t his fault. Crusty LA Looks hair. Matt wants everyone to know what celebrities he looks like. Is that a compliment, though? How do you respond? Matt sings. Oh no.

Blink 182 defines a generation.  Alex Melton is rad as hell.  Reacting to videos. Forgetting Travis Barker’s name. Woops. Struggling to say “collaborative.” Also, “American Idiot” is a great album. Understanding genres.

Dogecoin.  Garrett does a good job explaining stonks.  Matt is intentionally dense about the nonphysical nature of Dogecoin.  Class consciousness, living a meager life, and creature comforts.  The last time Matt was in a Gamestop.

VIDEO GAME CORNER. Mass Effect remaster talk.   A new Nintendo console?  Please, no.  Weird wrestling references that confound Garrett.  How do we fix the Red Wings?  Jeez.  What is a grinder?  Big Super Bowl predictions?  Matt derails everything.  Honoring Willie O’Ree as best we can.

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With shortened NHL season underway, we just had to dedicate an entire episode to hockey.  From our thoughts and predictions on the 2021 season, to reliving the glory days of Red Wings past, we just, oh man, we talked about real hockey, video game hockey, sometimes going back and forth between the two.  It’s so fun.

Also, Garrett attempt s to define some of hockey’s strangest terms.  So lace ‘em, up, eh, bud?

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We have guests!  Brandon and Ian from DrawBomb! 

Guessing songs while a blender runs.  Shazam vs. Kazam.  Winning trophies with Playstation.  Farkin’ around.  Trump gets banned from Twitter, and you wouldn’t believe what we think about it (it’s cool).  Getting canceled.  Ian relates everything to Fight Club.  Ian’s sick flow.  The controversial reason that Ian likes Michael Jordan.  Teller shouldn’t speak.  I have spoken.

The worst host.  Just the worst.  Just listen to how I introduce these guys.  How to pronounce names.  “I’m so fuckin’ bored”

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS HOLY CRAP.

Breathe like Buddha.  Dance on Maury.  What is the ideal society?  Matt breaks down some Theory.

It’s not THAT kind of show.  What’s with these tomatoes?  Resonate with them.  Building a doomsday device.  A surprise strawberry.  Minor gripes and a poem.

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It’s a Christmas episode because we mention Christmas.  One of the classic introductions.  Are you ready for Christmas?  I don’t know how to answer.  EMERGENCY GAMING CORNER.  MATT IS EXCITED ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.  Oooooh Mass Effect Remaster and a new game!  Also Hitman and a new Perfect Dark.  Gimme all the games.   And a new James Bond game?  Oh man!  Who needs Cyberpunk?   Garrett is cynical.  Matt says the opposite of the truth.  Getting nostalgic about hub worlds.  Oh no, my voice cracked and I can’t edit it out.  Can you find it?  Being passive aggressive about DMCA until we finally have a conversation about it.  How many colors could there actually be?  Let’s name them.  I also forget that the Pittsburgh Penguins exist.

Garrett has a nice chair, but it is not comfortable.  What a conundrum.

That time Matt did a podcast on his deathbed.

Garrett got a kitty cat.  He is our new mascot and we love him.  Matt comes to an awful realization.  Fart to assert dominance.  Matt forgets how to words, what the hell happened?  What is the essence of a sweater, hoodie, and sweatshirt?  Male fashion tips.  The history of jeans.

Watch the Aristocats.  One foot sleepers.  Gotta have that white noise.  Underrated sounds.  Algorithms in your brain.  The kitty guest stars by meowing.  What is he saying?  It is a mystery.  GARRETT WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

A truly baffling Consternation Station.  Matt admits he is the villain sometimes.  Diplomatic language, and losing your tact.  Garrett is an android.  ONE MINOR GRIPE.  A sleeping magician.

Ignoring Garrett’s question and going on an unhinged tangential screed.  Decent, but wildly inconsistent.  Off-menu bullshit.  NHL talk, baby.  Bring on the season.

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Garrett surprises Matt with a special guest, but it’s cool, because Matt is Zen.  Ghost stories during Christmas?  Chris is stepping out of his comfort zone, and we’re proud.  Follow your dreams.  Matt’s heated.  Being passive aggressive to own the libs?  We talk about Elliot Page, and Chris shares isnight.  Chris vs. the Wolves.  Minor Gripes.  Waiting for affirmation.  What’s your name? Consternation station.  A rare disagreement between Matt and Garrett gets HEATED. (not clickbait)  (actually clickbait).  THE MOST CONFUSING EXCHANGE EVER.  I break Garrett with a story.  Matt asks a question, and then immediately stops caring.  Getting meta.  What has Grep been up to?  His adventures with chess.  IRL feedback. Fun hockey names.

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Episode 7 – “That’s All We Know About the Gnats”

Trying out a new catch phrase.  The introduction interruption.  It’s a bad show.  Matt’s a little insane.  Having Thanksgiving dinner to eliminate our families.  Garrett has the plague.  We talk about how much corporations care about us as people, especially when we’re sick.    Matt watches the news on youtube.  How hospitals work.  Matt’s true feelings for Garrett leak out.  HARRY STYLES WORE A DRESS?  WHAT?  A MAN?  Goldust is the best Intercontinental Champion.  Matt’s Ben Shapiro impression.  What the heck are Western values?  Matt tries to articulate the other side’s motivations.  Does he succeed?  Maybe?  You be the judge.  Matt talks crap in his head.  Witnessing a confrontation at work, and not getting involved.  Oh, the sass.  How did the inventor of the Segway die?  Garrett shares real feelings.  Matt likes his hair.  Gnats attack Garrett, and he descends into madness.  Oh boy, we talk about Randy again.  Dream time with Grep.  Cuddling with the homies.  Bro baths.  Bad Christmas songs.  Also good ones?  Everyone have kids.

NO MINOR GRIPES?!

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Episode 6 – Video Game Boys

A weird rebuke of Libertarians.  A special guest!  Unrwrapping the concept of tacos.  Did we even do an intro?  Nostalgia.  What makes a good taco?  Recounting our lives in video games, and ranking the best!  A surprising entrant in the best video games of all time.  How does Garrett prepare?

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